Recast Untouchable Screen Classics

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Batman (1989 remake but here in 2017)

Bruce Wayne/Batman- Andrew Lincoln
Vicki Vale- Alice Eve
Alexander Knox- Seth Rogen
Commissioner Gordon- Brendan Gleeson
Harvey Dent- Idris Elba
Alfred Pennyworth- Michael Gambon
Carl Grissom- Christopher Walken
Lt. Eckhardt- Kyle Gass
Bob The Goon- Dwight Yoakam
Jack Napier/The Joker- Nicolas Cage
 
Lincoln would suck as Batman.

I'd go with Patrick Wilson as Keaton's Bats and Michael Shannon as Joker.
 
My choice for a Keaton style Batman -

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True Lies (2017)

Harry Tasker (Arnold Schwarzenegger)- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Helen Tasker (Jamie Lee Curtis)- Carla Gugino
Albert Gibson (Tom Arnold)- Jason Bateman
Simon (Bill Paxton)- Sharlto Copley
Juno Skinner (Tia Carrere)- Berenice Marlohe
Salim Abu Aziz (Art Malik)- Amr Waked
Faisal (Grant Heslov)- Aziz Ansari
Spencer Trillby (Charlton Heston)- Harrison Ford
Dana Tasker (Eliza Dushku)- Madison Pettis
 
Cape Fear (2017; remake of the 1991 Scorsese classic and the 1962 classic)

Max Cady- Matthew McConaughey

Sam Bowden- Josh Brolin

Leigh Bowden- Nicole Kidman

Danielle Bowden- Hailee Steinfield

Private Investigator Claude Kersek- Woody Harrelson

Lt. Elgart- Ed Harris

Lee Heller- Stephen Root

Lori Davis- Aleksa Palladino
 
Predator (2017)

Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer (Arnold Schwarzenegger)- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

George Dillon (Carl Weathers)- Terrence Howard

Anna Gonsalves (Elpidia Carrillo)- Gal Gadot

Mac Eliot (Bill Duke)- Henry Simmons

Blain Cooper (Jesse "The Body" Ventura)- Steve Austin

Jorge "Poncho" Ramirez (Richard Chaves)- Edgar Ramirez

Billy Sole (Sonny Landham)- Jason Momoa

Rick Hawkins (Shane Black)- Evan Peters

Major General Homer Phillips (R.G. Armstrong)- R. Lee Ermey

The Predator (voice)- Andy Serkis
 
Close but not there yet.

Dutch - Dwayne Johnson
Dillon - Terry Crews (got to have the arms!)
Anna - Stephanie Sigman
Blain - Graham McTavish
Billy - Martin Sensmeier
Mac - Richard T. Jones
Poncho - Manuel García Rulfo
Phillips - Chris Cooper

And I guess Peters is a good Hawkins too. Actually blanked out on that one.
 
Goodfellas

Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)- Joseph Gordon Levitt
Jimmy Conway (Robert De Niro)- Jake Gyllenhaal
Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)- Jonah Hill
Karen Hill (Lorraine Bracco)- Rachel Leigh Cook
Paulie Cicero (Paul Sorvino)- Vincent D'Onofrio
 
THE BRADY BUNCH

Mike Brady - Michael Shannon

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Carol Brady - Naomi Watts

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Greg Brady - Ezra Miller

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Marcia Brady - Dakota Fanning

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Peter Brady - Dylan Sprayberry

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Jan Brady - Elle Fanning

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Bobby Brady - Pierce Gagnon

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Cindy Brady - Millie Bobby Brown

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And Alice - Tilda Swinton

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Directed by David Lynch
 
Heat (2017)

Lt. Vincent Hanna- Joaquin Phoenix
Neil McCauley- Christian Bale
Chris Shiherlis- Ryan Gosling
Nate- Chris Cooper
Michael Chiretto- Liev Schreiber
Justine Hanna- Amy Adams
Eady- Michelle Monaghan
Charlene Shiherlis- Margot Robbie
Sgt. Drucker- David Oyelowo
Det. Casals- Cliff Curtis
Det. Bosco- Chris Bauer
Donald Breedan- Anthony Mackie
Roger Van Zant- Titus Welliver
Lauren Gustafson- Mackenzie Foy
Waingro- Walton Goggins
Kelso- Elias Koteas
Dr. Bob- Thomas Lennon
 
Beverly Hills Cop (2017)

Axel Foley- Donald Glover
Detective Billy Rosewood- Chris Pratt
Sgt. Taggart- Nick Offerman
Jenny Summers- Cobie Smulders
Det. Andrew Bogomil- J.K. Simmons
Victor Maitland- Timothy Dalton
Mikey Tandino- Walton Goggins
Zack- Scott Adkins
Serge- Jemaine Clement
 
True Romance (2017)

Clarence Worley- Joseph Gordon Levitt
Alabama Whitman- Mila Kunis
Clifford Worley- Bryan Cranston
Elvis- Eric Bana
Drexl Spivey- Christian Bale
Floyd- Garrett Hedlund
Vincenzo Concotti- Mark Strong
Eliot Blitzer- Jesse Eisenberg
 
The Outsiders (2017)

Ponyboy Curtis (C. Thomas Howell)- Dylan Sprayberry
Sodapop Curtis (Rob Lowe)- Tye Sheridan
Darrel "Darry" Curtis (Patrick Swayze)- Liam Hemsworth
Dallas "Dally" Winston (Matt Dillon)- Dylan O'Brien
Johnny Cade (Ralph Macchio)- Jake T Austin
Steve Randle (Tom Cruise)- Dylan Minnette
Keith "Two Bit" Matthews (Emilio Estevez)- Tyler Posey
Cherry Valance (Diane Lane)- Bella Thorne
 
Modern day retelling of Moby Dick

Captain Ahab - ken watanabe
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Ismael - Rinko kukuchi
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Queequag- Rachel House
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Captain Boomer - Tim Kano
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Stubb - Masi Oka
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Dogma (2016)

Bartleby- Adam Driver
Loki- Joseph Gordon Levitt
Bethany Sloane- Maggie Gyllenhaal
Rufus- Anthony Mackie
Serendipity- Eva Green
Metaron- Mads Mikkelsen
Azrael- Ben Foster
Jay- Aaron Taylor Johnson
Silent Bob- Matthew Lewis
Cardinal Glick- Bill Murray
Golgothan- Nathan Jones
 
The Usual Suspects (2017)

Keaton- Michael Fassbender
Kint- Giovanni Ribisi
McManus- Tom Hardy
Hockney- Clark Gregg
Fenster- Diego Luna
Kujan- Frank Grillo
Kobayashi- Mads Mikkelsen
Sgt. Rabin- Christopher Meloni
FBI Special Agent Baer- Anthony Mackie
 
Dogma (2016)

Bartleby- Adam Driver
Loki- Joseph Gordon Levitt
Bethany Sloane- Maggie Gyllenhaal
Rufus- Anthony Mackie
Serendipity- Eva Green
Metaron- Mads Mikkelsen
Azrael- Ben Foster
Jay- Aaron Taylor Johnson
Silent Bob- Matthew Lewis
Cardinal Glick- Bill Murray
Golgothan- Nathan Jones

Think I made the exact same recast a couple years ago.
 
Dark City (2017)

John Murdoch- Joseph Gordon Levitt
Inspector Frank Bumstead- Daniel Craig
Dr. Daniel Schreiber- Michael Shannon
Emma Murdoch/Anna- Mila Kunis
Mr. Hand- Paul Bettany
Mr. Book- Max Von Sydow
Mr. Wall- Doug Jones
Det. Eddie Walenski- Jason Bateman
 
Sleepers (2017)

Lorenzo "Shakes" Carcaterra (Jason Patric)- Joseph Gordon Levitt
Michael Sullivan (Brad Pitt)- Chris Pine
John Reilly (Ron Eldard)- Ben Foster
Tommy Marcano (Billy Crudup)- Sebastian Stan
Carol Martinez (Minnie Driver)- Margot Robbie
Sean Nokes (Kevin Bacon)- Sam Rockwell
Danny Snyder (Dustin Hoffman)- Kevin Spacey
Father Bobby (Robert De Niro)- Robert Downey, Jr.
Young Shakes- Lewis MacDougall
Young Michael- Levi Miller
Young John- Kyle Red Silverstein
Young Tommy- Davis Cleveland
Young Carol- Nikki Hahn
 
Not untouchable or a screen classic, but I am going to try and right the ship on this one...

ARCHIE: TO RIVERDALE AND BACK AGAIN

Archie Andrews - Eric Stoltz

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Jughead Jones - Nicolas Cage

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Betty Cooper - Robin Wright

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Veronica Lodge - Elizabeth Hurley

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Reggie Mantle - Robert Downey Jr.

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Resevoir Dogs

Mr. White- Samuel L Jackson
Mr. Orange- John Boyega
Mr. Blonde- Idris Elba
Mr. Pink- Andre Royo
Nice Guy Eddie- Jason Mitchell
Joe- Danny Glover
Mr. Brown- Mario Van Peebles
Mr. Blue- Ice T
 
Reservoir Dogs (2017)

Mr. White (Harvey Keitel)- Bryan Cranston
Mr. Orange (Tim Roth)- James McAvoy
Mr. Pink (Steve Buscemi)- Walton Goggins
Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen)- Jon Bernthal
Mr. Brown (Quentin Tarantino)- Jesse Eisenberg
Mr. Blue (Eddie Bunker)- Steven Berkoff
Nice Guy Eddie Cabot (Chris Penn)- Jonah Hill
Joe Cabot (Lawrence Tierney)- Stacy Keach
 
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