Riddle me this...

[The Last Meatbag]

She slept with Neptune I believe and Neptunes wife got pissed and cursed her

 

[Venom Drool]

thats cool

 

[Drakon]

I thought she was raped by him?

 

[Dark Phantom]

ok here's a riddle for you:
"I can be dressed if it's right. I can enforce and withdraw. I am what every man does not want to have, yet doesn't want to loose. What am I?

 

[Archangel08]

a girlfriend.

 

[Roughneck]

JOIN THE LOST SOULS TODAY

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[The Last Meatbag]

quit spamming

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Double post

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I thought she was raped by him?

Maybe, I didnt really pay attention while we were reading Edith Hamilton's Mythology. Horrible horrible stuff.

 

[Captain_Obvious]

OOo rape.

 

[The Riddler]

JOIN THE LOST SOULS TODAY

Pm Myself, Kingfish or Feat_the_bat409.

my thread will have none of your nonsense.

 

[Drakon]

You! Make with the Riddles!

 

[The Riddler]

Question: Where can one stand up straight, but still be considered sideways?

 

[Drakon]

The Equator?

 

[The Riddler]

indeed.

 

[The Riddler]

here's another one.

Question: Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

 

[Captain_Obvious]

ton

 

[Dark Phantom]

I come in different variations. Whether I'm a boulder or a derby, I always remain to stay still. Luckily, I'm always able to stop anything that falls from above. What am I?

*I know it's really bad, I can't think of anything good*

 

[Archangel08]

a man is found dead in a room with no windows or doors (okay, for the sake of the joke, ignore the fact that it would be impossible to get someone into a room that has no openings...the point is, he's in a room and nothing goes in or out)...the only other thing in the room is a rock. how did he die?

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

a man is found dead in a room with no windows or doors (okay, for the sake of the joke, ignore the fact that it would be impossible to get someone into a room that has no openings...the point is, he's in a room and nothing goes in or out)...the only other thing in the room is THE ROCK. how did he die?

the people's elbow...

 

[Riven]

a man is found dead in a room with no windows or doors (okay, for the sake of the joke, ignore the fact that it would be impossible to get someone into a room that has no openings...the point is, he's in a room and nothing goes in or out)...the only other thing in the room is a rock. how did he die?

Of hunger and thirst?

 

[Thed_Evil]

a man is found dead in a room with no windows or doors ...the only other thing in the room is a rock. how did he die?

someone dropped the rock on his head through the top of the room because there was no ceiling?

or he tripped and hit his head on the rock?

 

[Drakon]

Could even be lack of oxygen. But I don't think that's what he wants...

 

[batnkevlar]

He crapped out the rock...

 

[Cable guy]

a fwd car? to the riddlers question