Riddle me this...

[The Riddler]

question: what do you serve that you cannot eat?

 

[Captain_Obvious]

a tennis ball

 

[The Riddler]

correct.

 

[The Riddler]

question: what can you catch but not throw?

 

[Winter Spleen]

smiles.

Oh. Well. That's too stupid for me to come up with.

 

[Winter Spleen]

question: what can you catch but not throw?

The cold.

 

[Captain_Obvious]

a cold

 

[The Riddler]

Oh. Well. That's too stupid for me to come up with.

yeah, it does suck.

 

[Captain_Obvious]

but it sure got all of the hype confused

 

[Winter Spleen]

a cold

Ooo. I beat you. I guess that makes me special.

 

[The Riddler]

right. new riddle.

question: what can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be eaten?

 

[Captain_Obvious]

dude, it's salt

 

[Flexo]

Halopano Peppers?

 

[The Riddler]

salt, it is.

question: what is the tallest building in town?

 

[Captain_Obvious]

the hell

 

[Captain_Obvious]

wait wait wait wait wait

this was on Arthur!

the Library!

 

[BK]

The library.


EDIT: B!TCH.

 

[The Riddler]

arthur is a great show.

 

[The Riddler]

question: what sits in a corner while traveling all around the world?

 

[BK]

Stamp.

 

[Captain_Obvious]

arthur is a great show.

tis

 

[The Riddler]

question: what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

 

[The Riddler]

time to go.

later, ya'll.

 

[moop501]

question: what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A slug?

 

[BK]

Or the alternative: a towel.


One more comment like that and you are out of here--Dew