Salma Hayek...pregnant?!

[The Apatow Crew]

I don't know if shes gonna look like that. But who knows.

 

[Catman]

You gotta be ****in kidding me

I kid you not!

where is Matt when you need him!

 

[Speedball]

I'm right here.
Oh...You mean THAT Matt.

Salma must have been REALLY drunk to do that gnome.

 

[Catman]

Salma must have been REALLY drunk to do that gnome.

I wonder if they did it in an elevator!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJD2mpmM0c

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Salma must have been REALLY drunk to do that gnome.

I guess it goes like that Saying "anything is possible or anything can happen"

 

[Catman]

Besides Edward Norton, who else did Salma date?

 

[heypapajinx]

ooooWEEE!!
*slaps knee*
you know someone had fun making THAT baby!

 

[dpm07]

Besides Edward Norton, who else did Salma date?

Matthew Perry and Ed Burns.

40 for her and 44 for him is a little too old to be having kids or getting married. That should be left for the younger folk.

Still, at least she's marrying someone older than her so that matches up a little better. However, hopefully it won't be a real big weddding. Just something small. Bigger weddings should be left for younger people who are starting their lives together and have their whole life ahead of them. Not middle-aged individuals.

I'm still surprised at how she got pregnant. Most women her age are going through menopause I would think. She's very pretty for her age, but at 40, she's probably beginning the downside of her life, and he's 4 years into it.

 

[Manic]

I Object!

 

[heypapajinx]

I Object!

now THAT was f**king bad azzzz!!!!

 

[Catman]

Matthew Perry and Ed Burns.

That's it? Damn! Scarlett Johansson gets 10x more action than that in one month!

 

[heypapajinx]

That's it? Damn! Scarlett Johansson gets 10x more action than that in one month!

Scarlett Johansson admitted to having sexual relations with Benicio Del Toro on a SKI lift... i don't know if being a ****e is a reputation one should be proud of?!

 

[Mr Sparkle]

on a ski lift?
that's not kinky that's just unsanitary.

 

[heypapajinx]

on a ski lift?
that's not kinky that's just unsanitary.

i KNOW riiiiight!?
who KNOWS how many tongues have been stuck to that seat before they got filthy on it!?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

oh gawd! you just made me think about something.
if a wet tongue sticks to the lift then......

oh god!

oh dear god!

 

[heypapajinx]

oh gawd! you just made me think about something.
if a wet tongue sticks to the lift then......

oh god!

oh dear god!

egggggZACTLY!!!
think about it mang!!
there were all KINDS of fluids going on to facilitate the stickyness of MANY other body parts.
i swear, sometimes i just look in the mirror and think "you should be a sex scientist".

 

[Mr Sparkle]

"sex scientist" heh.

 

[heypapajinx]

"sex scientist" heh.

yeah.
i wear glasses and a lab coat and walk around with a stethescope even though i don't even need it.

 

[dpm07]

Scarlett Johansson admitted to having sexual relations with Benicio Del Toro on a SKI lift... i don't know if being a ****e is a reputation one should be proud of?!

I thought it was Oral Sex in an elevator with Benicio. That's how she got the reputation for swallowing.

 

[Golgo-13]

 

[Space Moose]

I Object!

Best. Link. Ever.

 

[Abaddon]

Scarlett Johansson admitted to having sexual relations with Benicio Del Toro on a SKI lift... i don't know if being a ****e is a reputation one should be proud of?!

I thought it was Oral Sex in an elevator with Benicio. That's how she got the reputation for swallowing.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Scar...-In-Elevator-With-Benicio-Del-Toro-6110.shtml

 

[Abaddon]

Here's the before picture:

Lets see what she'll look like in a few months.

http://www.superphotospace.com/view.php?img=78037_Salma_Hayek_Mar08_04_122_206lo_45f2800fa7157.jpg

 

[Catman]

i don't know if being a ****e is a reputation one should be proud of?!

What can I say? She likes the cock!

http://www.superphotospace.com/view.php?img=78037_Salma_Hayek_Mar08_04_122_206lo_45f2800fa7157.jpg

Good after picture!

 

[Fran]