Say What You Want about The Squirrel 5-3-12

[enterthemadness]

What Shampoo does the Headless Horseman use? Not Head & Shoulders! *crickets*

I'm your host with the corny jokes, you all love me, and here today is the roast of a beloved poster I think...The Squirrel


Here is my reaction making this thread




Rules:

1. No Cussing. Or as some of us say, no cursing. Now I know...this board is PG and in PG-rated Adventure Time they curse, but I doubt mods will stand for Son-of-a-blee-blob and what not. Since it clearly has the same meaning. and I refuse to pay off the mods like CartoonNetwork seems to do with the FCC.

2. No Threats.

3. Don't bring politics/religion into this.

4. Laugh people. This isn't meant to be serious. It's a roast, a PG roast. Not a attack thread. You can still sound off on the poster that is being roasted, just not PG-13, R, NC-17 style. This isn't a excuse of a thread to make posters cry. Here's a example of what may be posted...

You can post pictures of scumbag steve meme pics...but you must type a few words in the post as to why that poster is like that meme character.

What is not gonna be allowed:

Posting said meme pic or any meme pic and then typing up a few ''choice'' words to anger or make the poster cry. By ''Choice'' words see rule 1.


Updated List:
1. Schlosser85 Roasted
2. SymbioticToxinRoasted
3. enterthemadness Roasted
4. Parker Wayne Roasted
5. Kane52630 Being Roasted
6. WillardNation Being Roasted
7. SentinelMind Being Roasted
8. The Squirrel Being Roasted
9. bullets
10. JJJ's Ulcer
11. SuperFerret
12. bored
13. Nell2ThaIzzay
14. Hound55
15. Hopefulsuicide
16. Spider-Aziz
17. POWdER-man
18. Manic

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Who?

 

[Kane52630]

The Squirrel? more like.............I got nothing. That's how terrible your username is!

 

[The Squirrel]

Oh, I'm sorry. Not enough numbers for you.

 

[enterthemadness]

Who?

I honestly can't remember if the poster is a he or a she...

 

[The Squirrel]

Or a heshe.

 

[C. Lee]

A squirrel destroyed the inside of my car once.....I shot it.

 

[Duke]

A squirrel destroyed the inside of my car once.....I shot it.

Did you at least bury it?

 

[C. Lee]

Did you at least bury it?

Hell no.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I had a friend who was nicknamed Squirrel in school... cause he was a really puny skinny kid...

Are you really puny, sir/madam?

Or do you just love squirrels?

 

[The Squirrel]

Not really, either. It all started from a joke about A.D.D.

 

[bullets]

Would you like to hear a joke? A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "Hi tree! I'm a squirrel, and I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead."


The joke is funny because the squirrel gets dead..

Spoiler

From the movie Up

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[Manic]

The Squirrel? Who picks a squirrel?! There aren't even any good cartoon squirrels! Who do you have, hm? Screwball Squirrel and his two pathetic cartoon shorts? Yawn.

If you had called yourself The Chipmunk, maybe I'd have a little more respect for you.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

There aren't even any good cartoon squirrels!
.

 

[Manic]

Bullwinkle, Mr. Peabody, and Fractured Fairytales made that show.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Meh, never seen it myself... just trying to be a know it all and point out the obvious squirrel cartoon character you overlooked

 

[bored]

The Squirrel? Who picks a squirrel?! There aren't even any good cartoon squirrels! Who do you have, hm? Screwball Squirrel and his two pathetic cartoon shorts? Yawn.

If you had called yourself The Chipmunk, maybe I'd have a little more respect for you.

Secret Squirrel?

 

[Manic]

The original Secret Squirrel cartoon blew, and the one from 2 Stupid Dogs was carried by Morocco Mole.

 

[knowsbleed]

The Squirrel... is a really nice person. He deserves to go to heaven.

 

[ComicChick]

The original Secret Squirrel cartoon blew, and the one from 2 Stupid Dogs was carried by Morocco Mole.

this is true

 

[bullets]

The Squirrel... is a really nice person. He deserves to go to heaven.

At least for a day. Nah , I'm only kidding , The Squirrel is good people.

 

[The Squirrel]

Aw. Thanks guys.