SHH Occupation Thread

I play a Millionaire at Parties........












...at least I'd like to.

 

I play "Who Wants To be a Millionaire"

 

I sell propane and propane accessories, I tell you what.

 

I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't pretty.











I'm a janitor.

 

tech support specialist

 

Freelance radio.

 

Really? Cuz, I thought you registered at message boards and said "Great Work" for a living.

 

Female stripper......and yes, I'm a guy.

 

Yes sir. I tuck.

 

I used to be a janitor in a hospital... I relate to the janitor on Scrubs. ****ing doctors and nurses thought they were better than me.

 

But they are aren't they?

 

Sexy.


Now for the greatest shock of all.

I work as the publications/advertisement contact and database coordinator at a Church.

 

Doctors and nurses would be higher on the food chain than a janitor. Not to demean that type of work because someone has to do it, but really in the order of things, by my estimation Doctors and nurses save lives. What do janitors save? Also, let's look at salaries. Consider the financial capital received by janitors versus the medical profession. Also, let's consider the prestige from the public perception.

 

Asses.

 

If it weren't for janitors in hospitals, there would be a significantly higher occurence of the germs and bacteria that cause staph infections, which arguable already claim a high number of hospital patients that would otherwise not die. Therefore, janitors save more lives than doctors and nurses.

jag

 

Staph is no joke.

 

I sell brooms and mops door to door.

 

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I THOUGHT THAT WAS A "STAFF" INFECTION........ONE THAT WAS SPREAD AMONG THE STAFF MEMBERS AT A HOSPITAL.

 

I dont do anything
Sometimes I sell my semen at the sperm bank for beer money

 

IF YOU SHOWED UP AT MY FRONT DOOR, YOU'D LEAVE WITH THEM STUCK UP YOUR ASS.

 

Haha, I used to think it infected the other "staff". Every person I knew that had it was a man.