I feel like a dirty old man for thinking the high school girls at my work are hot, especially the cheerleader chick.
And on top of that, you're a Republican!
Just kidding.
I'm actually an Independent Conservative.
But there's nothing wrong with just thinking they're hot, right? After all, just 'cause you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.
I know.
Actually, I think it's some kind of freaky. Teenagers do nothing for me sexually. Absolute turn-off.
But go ahead and look I guess. Just don't touch the poooo-sye. Otherwise, it's jail time for your R.Kelly azz.