Hype Survivor SHH Survivor 22: Lollipops & Handcuffs Day 16 - Turning Japanese

[TheCheshireCat]

Will you guys vote out Kipobe already

 

[Daisy]

I have 5 of 7 scores in... and the top two are separated by only half-a-point!

 

[JewishHobbit]

You're not leaving until Thursday, are you?

I'm leaving early, around 11am, and I'm still on very limited computer time. I'll PM you both with some options.

 

[Hoojibs]

Um, PM us both.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Wait... what the heck happened to Erz and Kipobe? Is anyone in this game giong to survive Hype?

 

[Hoojibs]

I'm the victim of an April Fools but still send me the same stuff you send Daisy. I'm not sure what Kipobe is "banned" for.

 

[Killa Pooh Bear]

Results!

 

[Darren Daring]

wee!

 

[Daisy]

I'm waiting for one procrastinating judge.

 

[Mee]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaame. Skip that judge. They suck.

 

[ComicChick]

was the bannings april fool's related? i've been gone all day

 

[Mee]

Yessum.

 

[Daisy]

We have results!

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

results!

 

[Daisy]

The task was to write a series of haikus using the jury and the two other contestants as subjects.

The judges for this task were Erzengel, Hunter Rider, Immortalfire, Babs, Lackey, Holly Goodhead and me.


The Original Bamfer:

Go white and green, Fran!
Rock that guitar controller!
You are the master!

Please don’t sue me, Smo
The Red Sox are great… ha, not!
I have no lawyer

DT!, my Cowgirl
The top skater on the Hype!
Avoid Kainedamo

Mee does like to draw
Writing great tunes for Hype!sters
His mom taught him well

Hob, you are no schmuck
Don't yetz me with your dradle!
Oy! Look at your feet!

Norman? Please help me
Take your foot off Stan Lee's neck
Let the poor man breathe!

Jimmy, you’re crazy
Meet Chris Cornell for tacos
At the Baja Fresh.

Kip, the Kipobe
We don't sleep, but love Elfman
Toven’s not happy


And the scores:
16
17
11.5
16
16.5
14
15
For a total of: 106

 

[Daisy]

Kipobe:

A Hobbit of Jew
Who'd of known one existed?
Crooked hobbit nose

Mee is just short for:
Meefordshire Westbury
Either way, still gay

Fran gave us this phrase:
The internet heart-attack
Don't play with weak hearts...

"Deep Thinkin'"... really?
The ultimate paradox
But Mee doesn't care...

Smo, Esquire, Supes
Superman79
This guy's a lawyer...

Jimmy is so high
I bet he killed his fam'ly
Cheap apostrophe?

I almost forgot:
The Original Bamfer
Did we need Maynard?

Stormin' Norman next...
He's too under the radar...
This suggests he's gay!


And the scores:
18
13
10.5
16
17.5
15.5
17
For a total of: 107.5

 

[Daisy]

Jimmy:











































And now the scores:
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
For a total of: 0

 

[Mee]

Yay Jimmy!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

jimmy wins.

 

[Daisy]

So Kipobe, that means it's up to you... who are you taking to the finals?

 

[Daisy]

jimmy wins.

If we were playing golf.

 

[Mee]

So Kipobe, that means it's up to you... who are you taking to the finals?

And will you two color coordinate your outfits!

 

[Killa Pooh Bear]

Son of a diddly!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

That kid Bamf, I suppose.

Kipobe! :heart:!

 

[Daisy]

That means Jimmy... while I love you, I'm still befuddled as to how you made it this far. You, Jimmy, are our final jury member.

So....

The final day will start tomorrow morning.