Should we really trust dolphins?

[Kane52630]

 

[Spider-Aziz]

It's official, this is my new favorite thread
At least one of them

 

[terry78]

Whoever created that poll, you must have been smoking some potent **** beforehand.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Vampire squids definitely believe in Democracy.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

the vampire squid is as democratic as apple pie.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Vampire Squid 2012!

 

[Doctor Evo]

The US has been using them for over 50 years!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_dolphin

I've met two people who have been involved with these projects.

 

[Victarion]

Sharks. Fish are friends. Dolphins aren't fish.

 

[Doctor Evo]

I'll just leave this here.

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[Victarion]

And what is that being raped?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

rape by dolphin is a serious issue. it must be stopped.

 

[Doctor Evo]

And what is that being raped?

A human.

 

[Victarion]

What about the starfish?

 

[Manic]

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All I ask is that the come up with a new theme song. Their press won't let us live down the Vogon thing. We get it, you're greatful for the fish, you tried to warn us our planet was going to be destroyed...move on already!

Wow. 17 replies before someone finally made an Adams joke. I am ashamed, Hype.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

What about the starfish?

starfish are godless abominations and they will NOT be mentioned in this thread again, ya hear?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You can't trust dolphins anymore

 

[DarkSovereignty]

already posted...like three posts above yours.

 

[Doctor Evo]

Say what you will about the tenets of National Dolphinism, at least it's an ethos.

 

[Fading]

Another point against Dolphins, they're cannibals. Take PETA logic. Animals are people. So Dolphins are people, and fish are people, and Dolphins eat fish. So people eating people = cannibalism. What's next Dolphins? First cannibalism, are you going to raise our taxes next? Where does it end!!!

**** you Whale, and **** you Dolphin!!!

 

[Sawyer]

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What you're all saying is HATE SPEECH!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I will trust Dolphins if they were male & female after mating, probably neither will piss anyone near them
I read once about a guy near a shark who was saved by dolphins in that part of the sea, should that raise some trust for dolphins? Even a little?

 

[Doctor Evo]

Here's a marine mammal truly deserving of our mistrust. I present Morgan the sea otter, the serial harbor seal rapist and murderer.

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Aquatic-predator-no-longer-a-threat-Morgan-the-2929987.php

 

[uchiha_itachi]

 

[Shockdingo]

^Bam. Proof right there that we shouldn't trust 'em Flipper-types. They tried to ally with an illegal space alien who killed a guvm'nt agent an' stuff....next....them fish'll want our jaubs!

 

[Pink Ranger]

Here's a marine mammal truly deserving of our mistrust. I present Morgan the sea otter, the serial harbor seal rapist and murderer.

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Aquatic-predator-no-longer-a-threat-Morgan-the-2929987.php

Seals dress like tramps and they're totally asking for it.