Skull points to Human/Neaderthal interbreeding.

[Avangarde]

Q

Whats to say there isn't t:

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Not so much that, I just didn't what people to think I was a kook because I smoke weed.

I don't actually, I just say things to be contrary sometimes...but no one cares here, I don't care...Kritish definitely doesn't care...neither does Wilhelm and Erz...and ours are the only opinions that matter around here anyways.

Right Kritish

 

[Speedball]

Thats what i did, I believe in "higher" beings but not one almighty being, I think of it as the next stage of evolution after we die, we reach a higher level of existence

not quite whtat I believe.
I believe God created us, but the big bang was just his way of getting started. Those 7 days are spaced over billions of years, and the Genesis story is a way to simplify it.

 

[Avangarde]

 

[Kritish]

I don't actually, I just say things to be contrary sometimes...but no one cares here, I don't care...Kritish definitely doesn't care...neither does Wilhelm and Erz...and ours are the only opinions that matter around here anyways.

Right Kritish

 

[Avangarde]

not quite whtat I believe.
I believe God created us, but the big bang was just his way of getting started. Those 7 days are spaced over billions of years, and the Genesis story is a way to simplify it.

Interesting opinion, I guess it could make sense if the bible dumbed it down as they could have, humans where pretty gullible in those days.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I believe that if there is a God all of man's stories regarding him are severely limiting and don't relate to him/her/it/that/them in any way. God would be far too beyond anything that could be comprehended by the human brain.

 

[Speedball]

Just listen to Biblesaur...he explains everything...how the earth is flat, how the sun rotates around it, how Adam named all the species, it's all there

I had to do a project about Flat Earth this week.
One thing all those who believe in flat earth forgot is the time it takes to travel around the Earth in a perfect circle.
Let's say you leave from Sydney, and fly around the Earth in a perfect circle.
Now take it's North Latitude Equivalent and leave from there. It takes the same amount of time.
If the Earth was flat, the trip from Sydney would take MUCH longer.

 

[Kritish]

Just listen to Biblesaur...he explains everything...how the earth is flat, how the sun rotates around it, how Adam named all the species, it's all there

But I thought dinosaurs didn't exist.

 

[Speedball]

But I thought dinosaurs didn't exist.

All those bones were placed there by Satan

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

a Satanic deception

 

[ShadowBoxing]

But I thought dinosaurs didn't exist.

There are leviathans in the Bible...typically they say those are Dinosaur.

 

[Speedball]

a Satanic deception

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Absolutely

 

[Kritish]

All those bones were placed there by Satan

But momma told me the Jews did it.

 

[jimmy]

That's kinky.

 

[Speedball]

But momma told me the Jews did it.

No, they started the last Ice Age.

 

[Kritish]

There are leviathans in the Bible...typically they say those are Dinosaur.

So it was kind of like the Flintsones eh?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

So it was kind of like the Flintsones eh?

Yeah

 

[Avangarde]

There are leviathans in the Bible...typically they say those are Dinosaur.

Yeah there is a lot of stuff in the bible that is over exaggerated, take David and Goliath. Giganticism anyone?

 

[Badger]

I believe the theories set forth in 'Hitchhiker' are the only acceptable form of creationism.

Think about that the next time you pull a mouse out of a mouse-trap.

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Btw, very interesting article Kritish.

 

[Kritish]

Yeah

Well that explains how Noah got all of the animals on the Ark, he used Flying Dinosaurs to haul them.

 

[Speedball]

Yeah there is a lot of stuff in the bible that is over exaggerated, take David and Goliath. Giganticism anyone?

There was a king named David. It's been proved.
Remember, people were shorter back then.
6'4" would have been huge to a person back then.

 

[Eros]

My theory on the creation, Is that powerful god-like beings from space came to our solar system, and went from planet to planet.They observed the diferent life forms kill each other off[mars,neptune etc]. They then made their way to earth, around the time of dinosuars. They found dinosaurs to be inferior and lesser species, but they were eventually wiped out[asteroid]. It was then many millions of years later, that humans began to emerge. The beings [lets call them gods] began to watch humans as they changed and adapted.They came to them, and showed them fire and weapons. It was soon the the mightest of the space gods then decided to conduct an experiment, they wanted to inject dualties into humans, good and evil and light dark etc.

The selected two humans, a male and a female of that era. They placed them into a paradise, a garden of eden if you will. The space gods began to teach these 2 humans their ways. They taught them what was good, and what was bad. They taught them everything they could about their ways, injecting into them a level of intelligence far ahead of their time. The space gods decided to test the humans obediance. They wanted to see if a human was capable of what they called sin.They placed an apple tree in the garden, and told the 2 humans not to eat any of the apples. Then one of the space gods turned into a snake, and tried to persuade the humans to give into their desires.The female human eventually gave in, and got her male mate to go along with her. The gods were sad the humans failed their final test, and with that they cast out the humans from eden. They decided humanity was a failed experiment for now..........

 

[Kritish]

My theory on the creation, Is that powerful god-like beings from space came to our solar system, and went from planet to planet.They observed the diferent life forms kill each other off[mars,neptune etc]. They then made their way to earth, around the time of dinosuars. They found dinosaurs to be inferior and lesser species, but they were eventually wiped out[asteroid]. It was then many millions of years later, that humans began to emerge. The beings [lets call them gods] began to watch humans as they changed and adapted.They came to them, and showed them fire and weapons. It was soon the the mightest of the space gods then decided to conduct an experiment, they wanted to inject dualties into humans, good and evil and light dark etc.

The selected two humans, a male and a female of that era. They placed them into a paradise, a garden of eden if you will. The space gods began to teach these 2 humans their ways. They taught them what was good, and what was bad. They taught them everything they could about their ways, injecting into them a level of intelligence far ahead of their time. The space gods decided to test the humans obediance. They wanted to see if a human was capable of what they called sin.They placed an apple tree in the garden, and told the 2 humans not to eat any of the apples. Then one of the space gods turned into a snake, and tried to persuade the humans to give into their desires.The female human eventually gave in, and got her male mate to go along with her. The gods were sad the humans failed their final test, and with that they cast out the humans from eden. They decided humanity was a failed experiment for now..........

Will you sell me some of your peyote?

 

[Badger]

My theory on the creation, Is that powerful god-like beings from space came to our solar system, and went from planet to planet.They observed the diferent life forms kill each other off[mars,neptune etc]. They then made their way to earth, around the time of dinosuars. They found dinosaurs to be inferior and lesser species, but they were eventually wiped out[asteroid]. It was then many millions of years later, that humans began to emerge. The beings [lets call them gods] began to watch humans as they changed and adapted.They came to them, and showed them fire and weapons. It was soon the the mightest of the space gods then decided to conduct an experiment, they wanted to inject dualties into humans, good and evil and light dark etc.

The selected two humans, a male and a female of that era. They placed them into a paradise, a garden of eden if you will. The space gods began to teach these 2 humans their ways. They taught them what was good, and what was bad. They taught them everything they could about their ways, injecting into them a level of intelligence far ahead of their time. The space gods decided to test the humans obediance. They wanted to see if a human was capable of what they called sin.They placed an apple tree in the garden, and told the 2 humans not to eat any of the apples. Then one of the space gods turned into a snake, and tried to persuade the humans to give into their desires.The female human eventually gave in, and got her male mate to go along with her. The gods were sad the humans failed their final test, and with that they cast out the humans from eden. They decided humanity was a failed experiment for now..........

[Peter Griffin]He said Space Gods[/Peter Griffin]


On a serious note, no.