So I've been on this site for SEVEN YEARS.

[Sarge 2.0]

That is the definition of bonkers.

Pay no attention to that join date, by the way. My original account joined in September of 2003. So many great ones have come and gone, many of stayed, but through it all one thing remains true:

Knowsbleed, I want to sex you up.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

cool story bro

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I know, right?

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Congrats!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I smell a bio-pic.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I'm already filming that one. In my basement. I kidnapped Rick Schroeder in order to get him to play me.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Oscar bait!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hooray!

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Also...where the eff has DBella been!?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

She's been gone for a while. :/

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Bummer

 

[Sarge 2.0]

John Cho can play knowsbleed in my movie. I'll kidnap and tattoo Genevieve Koski from the AV Club and make her play Logan's Runt.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Seems like this is all a pre-meditated crime.

 

[Golgo-13]

Knowsbleed, I want to sex you up.

get a room.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Seems like this is all a pre-meditated crime.

Well, if you HAVE to put it that way...

 

[Sarge 2.0]

get a room.

I can't help that he likes doing it in public.

 

[Marx]

Congratulations Sarge!

 

[B]

cool story bro

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Also, I just found out that JAL got banned. I'm honestly not sure how I feel about that. That man-child was a damned institution.

 

[Immortalfire]

Also, I just found out that JAL got banned. I'm honestly not sure how I feel about that. That man-child was a damned institution.

His volcanic temper is the stuff of legend.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I wish I was there to see whatever it is that got him banned. I've seen him have some insane meltdowns in the past, so whatever got him banned must have been like, nuclear.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

PS, thanks for the congrats, people! Is Majic Walrus M.I.A. as well? That's a shame.

 

[BatMatt]

I'll be 7 years in November...weird. So many different life events since then

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Anyone else from the Pre-Batman Begins Batman forums remember lordsnipe? That man was a legend.

 

[Rhiannon]

I've been here a long time but obviously don't post much. One username I'll always remember is spiderfreddie. I've never seen someone so capable of stirring up trouble on a forum. He was so much that I'm almost afraid mentioning his name will get me an insta-ban... please don't hurt me, mods.