Tips for all you Virgin Dork, on how to get laid and be a PIMP

[GoldenAgeHero]

thatsnot so bad.

 

[Assassin]

Pasted this **** from Tom Lykis, get the **** outta here

 

[Whack Arnolds]

Pasted this **** from Tom Lykis, get the **** outta here

Haha, finally someone got it. I was waiting.

I said I was copy and pasting it.

 

[Erzengel]

Tom Lykis is a f'ing tool and couldn't cut it on NY radio.

 

[Assassin]

i know, i used to lik ehim when he was live in detroit but now his **** is old and stale

 

[Assassin]

they went from every week day live 7-11 pm to recorded 4 am to 6 am play

 

[JewishHobbit]

This stuff reminds me of this guy I use to know from work. He was a man-**** too Funny thing was, he thought he sounded so cool and the rest of us just rolled our eyes. Why anyone would want to live like that is beyond me.

 

[jaydawg]

I wonder if anyone is actually taking this **** seriously.

 

[Erzengel]

Besides Tom Lickass the person who assaulted his wife with a yule log?

Some of the stuff aside from the parody is mostly common sense.

The rest of it should be ignored.

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

Learn how to read, *****e McCalister. In no where on here does it say she is your girlfriend, or even a potential. Just someone you're dating for the first time, and are looking to get busy with (which generally, is the point). I think this entire thing just FLEW over your head. If you barely know this girl, and you take her out and she talks on her phone...get up and leave. If she wants you she will follow, if not, she gets the bill. It's like, Why waste each other's time?

I didn't know it said in a restaurant, I thought it meant just out and about or something. my bad.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

So Dork is like Deer?
Here is a Deer, there are some deer, here is a dork, there are some dork?
Cool.

 

[Equint77]

Old McDonald had a site... eyay eyay oooh
And on that he had a dork. eyay eyay ooh
With dork dork here and geek geek there
here a dork, there a dork... everywhere a dork dork
Old McDonald had a site... eyay eyay ooooh..

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahaha, that made me laugh

 

[Erzengel]

Should be Old MirkDonald.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

suck on that, Weird Al.

 

[Sabretooth]

Nice tips,but I was never good at fill-in-the-blank

 

[Mr Sparkle]

God Whack, youre such a PIMP. Do me now youre so irresistable!

LOL

 

[Equint77]

Virgin-formers.. more than meets the eye
Sexually inexperienced dudes wage their battles to destroy the evil forces of the Vagina-cons.

 

[Erzengel]

Led by the Maniacal Toven-Tron
Daisy-Wave
Bella-Scream

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

wage their battles to destroy the evil forces of the Vagina-cons.

Hahaha, is that a cartoon, because it should be.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I want to see the Vagina-cons shield, I mean, the decepticon shield is pretty vaginal as is.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I want to see the Vagina-cons shield

?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

LOL, I meant crest then......

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Vagina-cons? I don't get it.

 

[jaguarr]

A vaginal crest and a vaginal shield are very different things, Mr. Zestful Foam.

jag