So last night was scary

[Boom]

Three of my friends and I are driving down this road in Kentucky. It was like a little country road; there were fields on both sides. It was two in the morning.

I'm in the front seat chillaxing when the car starts smelling funny. The driver and I look back and the other two are smoking weed. The driver was all like "WTF!" and then they were like "Ah it's cool, dude. Nobody's on this road."

Now I'm not comfortable with lighting up in a car, neither was the driver. All the same, there literally wasn't anybody around, so the driver reluctantly let them go. It wasn't my car so I really didn't have a say.

Ten minutes pass, and we're not so alone anymore.

Some time during those ten minutes, two cop cars were driving behind us. The two idiots then throw a blunt out the window. One minute later, both cop cars turn their lights on.

We were flipping the **** out. The driver was going nuts, the two guys in the back were frantically hiding the ****, and I prepared to soil myself.

The two cop cars then go speeding right passed us down the road, and they were gone.

We pulled over, because we were ****ing losing it. The driver and I were high-fiving, and the other two were like, "Holy **** that was ****ing insane."

Christ. I wish I could only sum up my reaction with a picture. Oh, I got one.

 

[Carter]

I've got a similar story for this past thursday night.
I went to a beach party with some friends and I had a little bit too much to drink and smoke.

Well, everybody has the bright idea to jump off the local bridge into the water.

So we drive to the bridge in 2 separate cars with about 9 different people.

We pull up to the bridge, jump off and then swim to shore. Then we went back up to the bridge and jumped off again.

And then somebody yells COPS!
So we hop in our cars, but the police have blocked the road.

Luckily all they did was bust our balls.

"Jumpin off the bridge?" "You could have been killed"

 

[Reaper]

I got a similar story
I was driving my motorbike down a road in Kentucky, I was following this car and had a cop behind me. Next thing I know this burning blunt hits my helmet and the wind holds it there. I reached up and grabed it about the time the cop car goes screaming past me. The car in front of me pulled off the road, I waived as I passed them and proceeded to get stoned as ****.

 

[Carter]

Having the police yell at you for jumping off of a bridge while pretending to not be stoned is incredibly difficult.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

..hows Kentucky Boom?

 

[LEX]

No car situations here, but I had two cops broke down my bedroom door once. My mom was going crazy and started punching walls and throwing chairs because of our disagreements. Then I had to go lock myself in my room for my own safety. Then she started banging on my door. Panicking, I wrote a note saying that I'm armed (with my tennis racket) and will use it when necessary. Next thing I knew, the cops broke down my bedroom door and they saw me holding up my tennis racket. So, as the procedure says, they told me to put it down.

We had a long talk and I was in the wrong. Actually, technically, my mom was, but I got the blame for writing down that threatening note, anyway. The cops said if this happens again next time, I could go down to the police station.

Hey, I wasn't the one who started throwing chairs and punching doors.

So...yeah, it was scary. This happened a few months ago in January.

 

[tzarinna]

I've had my close calls with the law and some direct hits

 

[HoldMyDrink]

I guess if you don't want the risk you could have gotten out of the car.

Although a deserted road in the middle of the night has it's own risks.

Oh, and one time my friends and I were iceblocking on a golfcourse at 2am, when 5 sheriff cars showed up. I jumped in a bush, they never knew I was there.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

No car situations here, but I had two cops broke down my bedroom door once. My mom was going crazy and started punching walls and throwing chairs because of our disagreements. Then I had to go lock myself in my room for my own safety. Then she started banging on my door. Panicking, I wrote a note saying that I'm armed (with my tennis racket) and will use it when necessary. Next thing I knew, the cops broke down my bedroom door and they saw me holding up my tennis racket. So, as the procedure says, they told me to put it down.

We had a long talk and I was in the wrong. Actually, technically, my mom was, but I got the blame for writing down that threatening note, anyway. The cops said if this happens again next time, I could go down to the police station.

Hey, I wasn't the one who started throwing chairs and punching doors.

So...yeah, it was scary. This happened a few months ago in January.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh god

 

[DOG LIPS]

People who force monkeys to wear clothes should be put into punch camps.

 

[LEX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh god

Seriously. When my mom's in one of her nervous meltdowns, she can be very intimidating and scary.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Seriously. When my mom's in one of her nervous meltdowns, she can be very intimidating and scary.

It was just the tennis racket thing, and saying that you will use it if necessary that made me laugh, how old are you dude guy?

 

[Carter]

I've had my close calls with the law and some direct hits

Me too

 

[LEX]

It was just the tennis racket thing, and saying that you will use it if necessary that made me laugh, how old are you dude guy?

It does sound somewhat amusing. I wasn't really going to use it. I was planning to defend myself with it in case my mom hits me. And I'm sixteen.

 

[tzarinna]

I'm glad everything turned out ok Boom

and the rest of us should try harder to behave

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Oh alright, I thought you might have been twenty or something...I was planning on telling you that you didn't have to deal with that ****

 

[LEX]

Oh alright, I thought you might have been twenty or something...I was planning on telling you that you didn't have to deal with that ****

It rarely happens, anyway.

But I still can't believe that she called the cops on me. That was the first for me. An experience I never want to go through ever again.

 

[Under The Rose]

Cops did that to **** you up i bet, looks like it worked a treat

 

[LEX]

I would've told them off, but my mind was too broken up at the time. I couldn't speak. So, yeah, I froze.

 

[Bat Attack]

Chillaxing...what a stupid ****ing word.

 

[Boom]

Chillaxing...what a stupid ****ing word.

Golly gee whiz .

Having the police yell at you for jumping off of a bridge while pretending to not be stoned is incredibly difficult.

Pretending not to be stoned in itself is incredibly difficult. Convincing the cops that you aren't is impressive to say the least. I commend you .

..hows Kentucky Boom?

I live in Cincinnati, OH, but I venture across the river every weekend. Joy rides are fun.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Is Kentucky a cool state?

 

[Boom]

Eh, it has its ups and downs.

 

[Reaper]

c'mon, somebody read post 1 then post 3 and give me some props

 

[tzarinna]

Lucky