I pissed off Abdullah the Butcher today.

[Metamorpho1977]

Here in Atlanta, Abdullah the Butcher has an awesome barbecue rib restaurant. I was driving today and was cut off by this guy in a catering van, so like a good driver I went around and flipped him off. Then I saw it was Abdullah's catering van and he was sitting in it. He gave me the worst look. I just knew he was going to run me off the road and come cut me.

 

[Alex The Great]

You have 15 seconds to live

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

You have 15 seconds to live

What is this like an Eagle Eye thing?

Jump Jerry Shaw!

 

[terry78]

He sounds less like a meat vendor and more like a hitman with a name like that.

 

[Double Down]

He sounds like a character in a Guy Ritchie movie.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Abdullah the Butcher was one of the baddest wrestlers in professional wrestling during his peak. He was close to 500 pounds and carried a shank to the ring and wasn't afraid to slice people.
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[Double Down]

Is it smart to announce to the world that you were the one to cut him off? I hope he isn't a poster on SHH!

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I doubt it, he's close to 70 now, but still huge.

 

[Double Down]

If you should hapopen to die - mysteriously - at least you will have this thread to keep your memory alive.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

No ribs for you!!

 

[CashforStash]

damn, lock the doors, and close the winows, go get a knife and hide in a closet.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I would hate that. He makes some awesome ribs.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Theres something wrong with YOUR Abdullah Oblongata!

 

[Sarge 2.0]

He's going to stab you with his ****ing fork, man.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

He ****s with a fork? Ouch.

 

[Symbiotic]

Best thread I've seen all day.

 

[Drizzle]

You pissed off this guy?

Spoiler

Congratulations. You're probably the only one to piss him off and live to tell the tale.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

ahahahaha this is hilarious.

 

[Captain Planet!]

From Wikipedia:

Abdullah&#8217;s reputation as the most sadistic and bloodthirsty hardcore wrestler in history has established a legacy. In addition, his dietary habits have also become infamous, as he has been known to eat announcers' ties, whole raw fish, he once even bit the head off a live chicken before a shocked crowd.

Ha, good luck.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Here in Atlanta, Abdullah the Butcher has an awesome barbecue rib restaurant. I was driving today and was cut off by this guy in a catering van, so like a good driver I went around and flipped him off. Then I saw it was Abdullah's catering van and he was sitting in it. He gave me the worst look. I just knew he was going to run me off the road and come cut me.

Yikes! Of all the people in the world to P.O., you had to pick the guy that gives nightmares to Jason, Freddy, and Michael Myers.

I was in ATL last year and I had planned to go to his restaurant. Unfortunately, I got very ill while I was there and food was the last thing I wanted. I'd love to meet Abdullah some day and tell him just how much he scared me as a kid.

 

[Manic]

You pissed off this guy?

Spoiler

Congratulations. You're probably the only one to piss him off and live to tell the tale.

HO-LY ****!

We gon' miss you, meta.