Someone please, ease my pain.

[WorthyStevens]

I just found out today that I'm related, by blood, to a certain George W. Bush. A distant relative, but blood relative nonetheless.

http://franciscookesociety.org/famous.html

Francis Cooke is my many great-grandfather.

 

[Fran]

You're saying it like it's a bad thing

 

[Equint77]

Own3d

 

[WorthyStevens]

I suck.

 

[Tangled Web]

Suicide is painless...

 

[WorthyStevens]

True.

 

[Fran]

Well think of it like this: He's a very distant relative.

It's not like you're gonna get together for Thanksgiving dinner or anything

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I just noticed that please and ease ryhme!

Just take a bottle of sleep-aid and call me in the morning.

 

[Ben Urich]

I hope stupid isn't a generational thing.

 

[WorthyStevens]

I was never truly sure that God truly hated me before this. But what a way for him to prove his hatred of me.

 

[Gamma Ray]

I'm related to Adam and Eve.

 

[deemar325]

Sucks for you, not!

Dude you got a 'In' to the Inner circle of power it just costs you your soul.

 

[Cyclops]

I think I'm related to that deaf lady who used to be on Sesame Street.

 

[Badger]

Well at least you'll never be the dumbest member of your family.

See that, I turned your frown upside down. :heart:

No need to thank me.

 

[blind_fury]

dude what are you complaining about? you might be able to to get into the skull and bones or freemasons.

 

[deemar325]

See Power at your finger tips!! Seize it you fool!!!

 

[Halcohol]

lol @ ws4

Oh, come on. You know you'd be laughing at me. It's not like you'll catch his stupid or anything.

 

[deemar325]

I'd see if cousin George could hook me up during tax season.

 

[Dan33977]

I just found out today that I'm related, by blood, to a certain George W. Bush.

Oh, yeah? Well, I AM George W. Bush...

Huh? What now?

 

[deemar325]

Hey bro what tha f'k the deal with Hurricane Katrina?

 

[WorthyStevens]

Now that my fear and confusion has died down a bit since learning that news, atleast I also just found out that I share the same lineage with Orson Welles, FDR, Richard Gere and I'm distant cousins with Dane Cook. Makes up for the Dubya thing.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

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WorhtyStevens4

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Booo

 

[Gotendbz-2]

and I'm distant cousins with Dane Cook. Makes up for the Dubya thing.

Whoa, Dane Cook is related to George "Dubya" Bush? Hahahahahahaha!

Its cool that you're related to Dane Cook. "And the pickels with the extra pickels and shake and pickels, and the pickels, and the pickels!" He's super funny.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

wow. you must be worth a bomb.

































Badum tsk.

 

[WorthyStevens]

I still can't believe I share the same blood as Bush. But now I'll have an excuse for when I say something really stupid. I'll just be like, hey it's another one of Bush's faults.

Whoa, Dane Cook is related to George "Dubya" Bush? Hahahahahahaha!



Its cool that you're related to Dane Cook. "And the pickels with the extra pickels and shake and pickels, and the pickels, and the pickels!" He's super funny.

Yeah. I was in disbelief for 10 minutes after I found that out because it's awesome and Dane's awesome.