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Sony to see The Slender Man

Kids love memes.
 
Kids will even attempt murder for memes.
 
This is like the 4th one of these. Marble Hornets did a movie, there's an HBO Documentary on those girls who attempted murder for Slender Man, I saw another movie literally called "Slender Man" at Walmart just a couple days ago.

And I haven't watched any of them...
 
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Teaser trailer should be out tomorrow.
 
What's up with Sony digging up for empty chests these days? Their ideas are hollow and wasteful.
 
It's popular with the kids on the internet therefore it will be a box office hit.


-according to some clueless Sony executive.
 
Watching Sony movies division crash and burn will be both bitter -cause I liked them for decades- and entertaining to watch.

At least as an idea this has more meat to it than something as ridiculous as the Emoji Movie.
 
I think the internet has already moved away from the Slender Man. That said, the character has potential to be iconic.
 
This film will be the beginning of Sony's EXPANDED MEME UNIVERSE.

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Slender Man - 2018


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Trollface - 2019

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Grumpy Cat - 2020


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Priyanka Chopra's Dress: 2021
 
Slender Man scratches a primal fear humans have from their hunter gatherer days. Fear of the thing hiding in the shadows just out of the corner of your eye. So while the internet may have moved on from Slenderman it wouldnt be hard for a good horror film to rekindle the fear of Slenderman.

That being said, this is Sony pictures and I have no confience in this film.
 
I'm interested to see the trailer...

While it is by Sony, they get at least one right (IE Jumanji 2).
 
This film will be the beginning of Sony's EXPANDED MEME UNIVERSE.
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Slender Man - 2018


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Trollface - 2019

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Grumpy Cat - 2020


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Priyanka Chopra's Dress: 2021

If any Cinematic Universe is going to be made from Slender Man I think it's going to be a creepypasta universe. Jeff the Killer, Squidward's Suicide, Ben Drowned, Russian Sleep Experiment, and this one directed by James Wan.
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The creepypasta universe is already being crafted on SyFy.
 
Mr. Man is being played by Javier Botet. Same guy that played the Crooked Man in Conjuring 2, the Leper in IT, and Mama in Mama.
 
He's gonna get typecast.
 
I couldn't imagine anyone else doing it but him.
 
I saw the poster and wondered what studio could possibly be putting out this thing. I should have known it was Sony.
 
And here I thought Sony had already scraped the bottom of the barrel. I was wrong.
 
He's gonna get typecast.

Have you ever seen him?

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He's never gonna get any other types of work except maybe mocap work. Maybe some small background roles. Its the same with Doug Jones. They are very well suited to work in a specific niche in the industry. It's what they are good at.

Besides, being typecast isn't a bad thing unless the person is some big time leading actor that gets bored easily. Actors like Jones and Botet probably don't mind having a consistent niche that they can work well in.
 
He looks like art.
 

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