Store goes topless for Black Friday

[Hound55]

In 2001, she organized a topless protest so it sounds to me like she's just looking for an excuse to take her shirt off.

Exactly, it seems to me that she just seems to be looking for an excuse.

Hup, what's that? Tropical fish? NORKS A KIMBO!

 

[CrashNburn]

Man, I need a sarasm font.

guess im just a tard hahaha....it happens!

Indeed! All the men are up in arms, though! t:

im up to my arms in boobs lol

 

[Metamorpho1977]

In that case, it would be areola, singular

there are typically two ****, so wouldn't it be areolae still?

 

[Wolfwood]

Indeed! All the men are up in arms, though! t:

Well you know, Bros before...er, nevermind.

 

[AndThePickles]

there are typically two ****, so wouldn't it be areolae still?

Not when you say "I like a good ____" You wouldn't say "I like a good ****." It's grammatically incorrect, because the rest of your sentence is worded so that the subject is singular.

 

[AndThePickles]

Speaking of the subject, though, nipples/areolae really can make or break the attractiveness of boobs. Like, last night Spoons and I were watching some zombie movie and Erica Durance got topless, and it was really unspectacular. One areola was like, drooping to the side. It was so disappointing.

 

[xwolverine2]

Yeah this is just going to attract a lot of people who don't plan on buying anything, and they'll be in the way of people who actually do want to buy things.

nobody was buying anything there anyways...

at least its not walmart going topless... now that would be nasty

 

[terry78]

Now if Abercrombie and Fitch decided to do this promo, I would actually shop there for the first time ever. I may despise the place, but its salesgirls are on point.

 

[katie_girl09]

I'm still waiting for pantless laws to be passed. But somehow I feel like I'd be disappointed.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Not when you say "I like a good ____" You wouldn't say "I like a good ****." It's grammatically incorrect, because the rest of your sentence is worded so that the subject is singular.

I'm from the south. That are good grammar.

 

[CrashNburn]

Speaking of the subject, though, nipples/areolae really can make or break the attractiveness of boobs. Like, last night Spoons and I were watching some zombie movie and Erica Durance got topless, and it was really unspectacular. One areola was like, drooping to the side. It was so disappointing.

Damn, really? You ruined my imagination of her. That's a huge disappointment.