Stuck at work

[Majic Walrus]

I got snowed in at the office so I'm stuck. What should I do to entertain myself?

 

[Gilpesh]

Your secretary.

 

[[A]]

Eat your way out.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Pr0n?

 

[Mr.Webs]

It matters....got any lotion?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Okay I should clarify. This is an open office. Desks all spread around in plain sight. Pr0n is not an option.

 

[Gilpesh]

Your secretary should already be spread around in plain sight by now. You woman.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I don't have a secretary.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

hmm..SXEPhil?

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Keep posting in this thread.

 

[Hotwire]

Faster than an iceberg, slower than a snow storm! Seriously though, don't you have anyone with a 4x4 you could call?

 

[Ipodman]

Juggle

 

[katie_girl09]

Anything to read? Anything at all? You could... count the tiles? Or you could do what I always do when I'm bored: sleep.

 

[SuperFerret]

Are there other people stuck with you? If so, stapler fight. Or jump your boss and scotch tape him to the ceiling.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I have issues sleeping anywhere that isn't home. Right now I'm playing darts and teaching myself to juggle.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I got snowed in at the office so I'm stuck. What should I do to entertain myself?

Two Words:ELECTRIC SLIDE!!!

 

[Majic Walrus]

Are there other people stuck with you? If so, stapler fight. Or jump your boss and scotch tape him to the ceiling.

We're open all the time so there are people here but there's no one in my department that is here. I'm on the whole floor by myself.

Two Words:ELECTRIC SLIDE!!!

Haha.

 

[katie_girl09]

Right now I'm playing darts and teaching myself to juggle.

So all in all a typical day at the office! You'd better be getting overtime pay for this.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

I would post a link for lulz but language would get me banned.

let's just say it involves james franco, pot, and seth rogen

 

[Metamorpho1977]

We're open all the time so there are people here but there's no one in my department that is here. I'm on the whole floor by myself.



Haha.

Where do you work?

 

[Majic Walrus]

So all in all a typical day at the office! You'd better be getting overtime pay for this.

Nah. I'm not actually able to do any work.

Where do you work?

Police Department.

 

[SuperFerret]

Oh, that's easy. Tase yourself. Build a resistance.

 

[Speedball]

Do you have beer?
Play KINGS!!! or you should play it with coffee! Just straight black coffee!

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Oh, that's easy. Tase yourself. Build a resistance.

When I was a car salesman, every car salesman got tasers and I'd help them test them. I don't know how many times I fell on my ass.

 

[Speedball]

When I was a car salesman, every car salesman got tasers and I'd help them test them. I don't know how many times I fell on my ass.

Oh c'mon.. getting tasered isn't THAT bad. been tasered twice. The second time, it told the guy to hold it there. I had scars on my arms for YEARS.