Stupid Fanboy Scenarios Debated With Deadly Seriousness

[Hobgoblin]

We had a fun little side conversation in the Funny Pics thread about Gremlins sinking with the Titanic. I made a wise guy comment about the little buggers soon multiplying exponentially as they fell into the waters of the north Atlantic. It would, as I said, have been the end of the world.

Others disagreed, and a debate broke out. Is birth painful for Gremlins, causing them to go into shock and drown? Would they freeze to death or would the sheer numbers outpace the death rate? Can Lois have Superman's baby? (Dont ask me how that question popped into the conversation, I dont remember.)

So here we are, film, comic book and sci fi geeks. Debate away.

I'll give you a topic: What does Godzilla eat? For such a huge animal, he doesnt have large prey to hunt. Does he somehow eat plankton, or other tiny marine life, like a whale?

 

[Hobgoblin]

Or another scenario: Could a Terminator be used as a battery by the Matrix?

 

[Shemtov]

who would win?:
Mary Poppins Vs. Freddy Krueger

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Isn't Godzilla like one big nuclear reactor? In which case, he'd generate his own energy and wouldn't really need to eat.

As for the Terminator scenario, I guess if he generates heat he could be a battery. Wasn't that the premise of using the humans in the matrix? basically the heat their bodies generated was used to power the matrix. Although considering he's a machine anyway, wouldnt he be more useful to the Matrix in being used to hunt down humans?

 

[Rain]

We had a fun little side conversation in the Funny Pics thread about Gremlins sinking with the Titanic. I made a wise guy comment about the little buggers soon multiplying exponentially as they fell into the waters of the north Atlantic. It would, as I said, have been the end of the world.

Others disagreed, and a debate broke out. Is birth painful for Gremlins, causing them to go into shock and drown? Would they freeze to death or would the sheer numbers outpace the death rate? Can Lois have Superman's baby? (Dont ask me how that question popped into the conversation, I dont remember.)

So here we are, film, comic book and sci fi geeks. Debate away.

I'll give you a topic: What does Godzilla eat? For such a huge animal, he doesnt have large prey to hunt. Does he somehow eat plankton, or other tiny marine life, like a whale?

Alot of fish.

 

[The Apocalypse]

We had a fun little side conversation in the Funny Pics thread about Gremlins sinking with the Titanic. I made a wise guy comment about the little buggers soon multiplying exponentially as they fell into the waters of the north Atlantic. It would, as I said, have been the end of the world.

Others disagreed, and a debate broke out. Is birth painful for Gremlins, causing them to go into shock and drown? Would they freeze to death or would the sheer numbers outpace the death rate? Can Lois have Superman's baby? (Dont ask me how that question popped into the conversation, I dont remember.)

So here we are, film, comic book and sci fi geeks. Debate away.

I'll give you a topic: What does Godzilla eat? For such a huge animal, he doesnt have large prey to hunt. Does he somehow eat plankton, or other tiny marine life, like a whale?

Personally, I think Lois's vagina would never be the same if Supes impregnated her.

who would win?:
Mary Poppins Vs. Freddy Krueger

....Batman, with prep time.

 

[[A]]

Batman needs no prep-time.

 

[Immortalfire]

What does Godzilla eat?

Anything he wants.

 

[B]

When Superman takes a piss or has a sex wee, assuming of course his superstrength involves every muscle, does his pee/load shoot with the same power as say.. a fire hose?

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Alot of fish.

DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

 

[WompuM]

Ok, so let's think about the universe. Galaxies are moving away from each other. In each galaxy, let's say the Milky Way, branches of stars are orbiting around the massive center. In these branches, the stars themselves are moving away from each other. Around these stars, our sun for instance, planets are orbiting at an incredible speed. These planets are rotating on their axises. So, at any moment, you are moving at an unbelievable pace through space and when you think about it, you never occupy the same space more than once.

And yet, when Marty pushes the DeLorean up to 88 mph, and causes the time machine to travel through time, not space, he ends up in the same relative spot on Earth instead of floating through that same spot in empty space where the Earth was not in 1955.

Why?

 

[Carcharodon]

Isn't Godzilla like one big nuclear reactor? In which case, he'd generate his own energy and wouldn't really need to eat.

Biologically impossible.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Biologically impossible.

Tell that to the Japanese.

 

[Logan's Lady]

Personally, I think Lois's vagina would never be the same if Supes impregnated her.

BEST POST I'VE READ IN A LOOOOOOOONG TIME
Can I quote you for my sigline?

When Superman takes a piss or has a sex wee, assuming of course his superstrength involves every muscle, does his pee/load shoot with the same power as say.. a fire hose?

 

[Carcharodon]

Tell that to the Japanese.

The better debate would be whether Godzilla could walk on land as a biped at 300-ft tall or some ridiculous height. But then I guess if you throw magical radiation into the mix (the same radiation that made him 300-ft tall and able to breathe fire, basically) you can't really debate it lol.

 

[Shemtov]

Personally, I think Lois's vagina would never be the same if Supes impregnated her.

Actually, the force of his ejaculation will probably tear her lower torso apart.

 

[Carcharodon]

Thor's thought long and hard about this.

 

[WompuM]

What happens when a zombie bites a terminator?

 

[Carcharodon]

Ok, so let's think about the universe. Galaxies are moving away from each other. In each galaxy, let's say the Milky Way, branches of stars are orbiting around the massive center. In these branches, the stars themselves are moving away from each other. Around these stars, our sun for instance, planets are orbiting at an incredible speed. These planets are rotating on their axises. So, at any moment, you are moving at an unbelievable pace through space and when you think about it, you never occupy the same space more than once.

And yet, when Marty pushes the DeLorean up to 88 mph, and causes the time machine to travel through time, not space, he ends up in the same relative spot on Earth instead of floating through that same spot in empty space where the Earth was not in 1955.

Why?

....because then Marty would be dead, and the movie would be like 15 minutes long.

What happens when a zombie bites a terminator?

I wonder whether his flesh would start rotting away. Wouldn't affect his operation, though.

 

[[A]]

The title should be about movie plots/ideas -- not fandom ideas..

 

[Carcharodon]

I'll give you a topic: What does Godzilla eat? For such a huge animal, he doesnt have large prey to hunt.

Oh, no....the Japanese finally hunted whales into extinction?

 

[PyroChamber]

Can Doc Ock run?

Either we walks on his own two feet or the tentacles walk for him, but can he actually run on his own?

 

[Kirmit]

About the Gremlins, was it ever confirmed salt water had the same effect on them?

 

[Shemtov]

And even if Lois survived, her body would treat the supersperm like a virus.

 

[Carcharodon]

About the Gremlins, was it ever confirmed salt water had the same effect on them?

I'm not sure why it wouldn't. The pool was chlorinated.