Super Hero Battles

[TheKomicKid]

Sorry ive been gone for soo long I just got sick then went to the beach and stuff anyway carry on with your Milk and Chese V. Wonder Twin battle

GO MILK&CHEESE!!!

W00T

 

[Carnage921]

what if you had a battle of one 616 hero fighting the ultimate version of himself?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It would depend on the character. Ultimate Colossus would kick 616 Colossus' ass, but Ultimate Thor wouldn't stand a chance against 616 Thor, for example.

 

[PhotoJones]

It would depend on the character. Ultimate Colossus would kick 616 Colossus' ass, but Ultimate Thor wouldn't stand a chance against 616 Thor, for example.

Is the Unverse Colossus really that much stronger?

 

[Anubis]

From what i've seen. It's his gay power that puts him over the top.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, 616 Colossus would have to spend most of the fight with one hand guarding his ass, so he'd only have one hand to throw punches with. He's immediately at a loss.

 

[Anubis]

That's just racist...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Against the homosexual race?

 

[Kitsune]

Against the homosexual race?

I wonder how you could propagate such a race.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Butt-babies.

 

[PhotoJones]

You're a butt-baby.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

No, I just smell that way.

 

[PhotoJones]

But you have two dads.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

But you have two dads.

Yes. And one of them is Paul Reiser.

 

[PhotoJones]

I still like Mad About You.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

So do I. That's one of those shows I'll usually watch the reruns of if I catch them on TV and I've got nothing better to do. I never really got what the deal was with the final episode, though. They just get divorced and wind up hating each other? Weird...

 

[Anubis]

That's real life.

 

[PhotoJones]

So do I. That's one of those shows I'll usually watch the reruns of if I catch them on TV and I've got nothing better to do. I never really got what the deal was with the final episode, though. They just get divorced and wind up hating each other? Weird...

Whoa, what? I must not have seen the last episode. They actually get divorced?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, it's a future episode told through the POV of their daughter Mabel (played by Janeane Garofalo).

 

[Blaktin America]

Ultimate Fury vs 616 Fury. Who wins?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

616, natch.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

616 Fury. With ease. And then he'd put his cigar out in Ultimate Fury's eye.