Superman and Batman busted for drunk driving!

[Ultimate_Superman]

Wrong. . . I called her deep dish *****. . . .​

So they caught you and Batman riding dirty.

 

[Happenstance]

Damn those two, always pretending to be heroes then look what happens!

 

[Immortalfire]

Oh great. What next, Wonder Woman and Supergirl getting busted in a prostitution sting?

Hear that sound? That's the sound of a thousand comicgeek's pants exploding.

 

[Bad Superman]

So they caught you and Batman riding dirty.

Yeah. . . those Washington cops have nothing better to do. Next time I'll fly. Screw the "designated driver" crap. . .

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Just don't go knocking over building and spilling oil all over the place and your good.

 

[Bad Superman]

Just don't go knocking over building and spilling oil all over the place and your good.

Will try. . .

 

[jaguarr]

Wait, Supes got arrested just for being a drunk passenger? WTF?

jag

 

[Bad Superman]

Wait, Supes got arrested just for being a drunk passenger? WTF?

jag

I referred to the female officer as Deep Dish *****.

 

[jaguarr]

I referred to the female officer as Deep Dish *****.

You so bad.

jag

 

[Pink Ranger]

I knew this would happen as soon as Grant Morrison took over the title.

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Batman drinks because he has a son and Superman drinks for the same reason.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

 

[Alpha and Omega]

See? And they still get movies. Green Lantern isn't breaking the law, WB, yet you give him nothing because he's not "good enough". Why you gotta break balls?

A GL project is in development at Warner, but allegedly, Jack Black's name is attached to it, so I wouldn't get your hopes up.

 

[Warhammer]

Wrong. . . I called her deep dish *****. . . .
​

Haha.