Teenage Punks

So, I'm taking my little brother and sister to Taco Bell tonight(roughly 12:30 am) and as we're leaving the parking lot, this car full of teenage punks pulls up next to me and the driver points a paintball gun at me. He and his friends all chuckle it up as they proceed to speed away. Well Spoons wasn't going out like no betch. I chased these bastards for like 5-10 mins down the street al all kinds of illegal speeds. If he didn't pull some crazy Dukes of Hazard maneuver to escape, I'd probably still be chasin his ass. I was kinda hopin he'd man up, pull over, and get out of the car the car so we could throw down fisticuffs(me fighting 3 teenagers isn't illegal is it?)

FYI:

1. I was making the face in my avvy the entire time while screaming with my head out the window Ace Ventura style.

2. My friggin burrito was cold by the time I got home. :cmad:

I'm sorry, I was going to stop but we were all laughing at how slow you run. Maybe next time.:cmad:
 
But what if you don't know which stereotype to follow? I'm already blonde, blue-eyed, white, and with a black man :(
 
I'm Native American, German, and Irish so either way I get to be a drunkard.
 
IRA jokes are so last week.:whatever:

Dem brits were askin' for it!:cmad:

The drink, you loon!

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