Texas Hold'em - Now On XBOX 360 Live Arcade

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[Mentok]

 

[NOFX]

Love poker!

 

[TheCardPlayer]

Yep. And it's free till the 25. Get it now people!

 

[Mentok]

Heh... go to the leaderboards... With 6 games played Im beating Matt and Evxn

 

[Mentok]

And I dont even know how to play poker

 

[NOFX]

And I dont even know how to play poker

Thats like saying I dont know how to have sex???!!!

 

[Mentok]

I know... I just never lernt. I know there is something to do with a RIVER or something

I lernt all about sex instead I guess

 

[NOFX]

I know... I just never lernt. I know there is something to do with a RIVER or something

I lernt all about sex instead I guess

YOU HAVE SEX AFTER YOU PLAY A GAME OF POKER???!!! IMPOSSIBLE TO DO WITHOUT THE OTHER???!!! How did hell did you learn to do that?

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I forgot to download this today. Doing so right now, it's going faster than I expected. I guess everyone has it by now

 

[Master Chief]

I tried to play, but then I realized you lose single player money, and I like having $2000 so I said "F**k it" And played Geometry Wars instead. I like it on my SDTV better, everything seems bigger and more vast.

 

[Joker]

I think Single Player money doesnt really matter...you have an infinite amount, even if you lose the $2000...

 

[Master Chief]

I think Single Player money doesnt really matter...you have an infinite amount, even if you lose the $2000...

Regardless, I like having $2000.

 

[Manny Calavera]

I downloaded it and somehow unlocked an achievement, even though I have no idea what to do

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Stupid gambling.

 

[Master Chief]

I lost $2400 in less than ten minutes, that's so sad.

 

[Joker]

I cant see why anyone wouldnt download this game, seeing as it's frickin free for the first 2 days...

 

[Master Chief]

I know the hands of Poker thanks to this game now, but. I don't know when to fold. And I raise toooo high with s**ty hands hoping everyone else folds. Thank jeebus I don't play in real life.

 

[Joker]

unless you have a pair, 2 consecutive cards (2 and 3, 5 and 6, whatever), or a high card of 9 or more, fold....unless you're trying to bluff, which you have to have a history of only going for it when you have good hands to work right

 

[The Evolutionist]

I got ****ed over because the lucky bastard caught a 7 on the river to make a full house, 7's filled with Queens. I had the Ace High flush...so pissed...

 

[Master Chief]

unless you have a pair, 2 consecutive cards (2 and 3, 5 and 6, whatever), or a high card of 9 or more, fold....unless you're trying to bluff, which you have to have a history of only going for it when you have good hands to work right

Sweeet dood, that's awesome.

 

[Mentok]

I found a bug... If everyone goes "all in" on the first hand everyone wins with the actual winner of the hand getting a larger ammount than everyone else.

I wish real poker was like that