Text "M" For Murder

[Immortalfire]

PART I

DOG LIPS: Ah, the good life. I got an invitation to Immortalfire's Super Bowl party!

Mee: Dude, it's an open invite. Anyone can show up.

DOG LIPS: I'll take my celebrations where I can get them, thank you.

Mister J: I predict the Dolphins win by 10.

farmerfran: Ha. The Colts will win because Romo sucks ass.

Erzengel: Oh yeah.

Mee:

Darthphere: That phrase is the highlight of my life.

TEDDY: The highlight of my life was when...

Mee: Teddy!

TEDDY: Ooops, maybe later..hehe.

Immortalfire: Any early thoughts on next season, dudes?

Ghostrider87: Vince Young and Pacman Jones will redeem themselves. They will become as much of a man as Hal Jordan is. The Titans will be Super Bowl 42 champions and they will prove you wrong.

*Silence.....*

Ghostrider87: You are all jerks.

DBella: He's loyal, I'll give him that.

StorminNorman: Loyal, and little else.

JAL: It said that where would be entertainment.

Immortalfire: And so there will be. I present an ensamble of the NFL's hottest cheerleaders!

Snipershot: I luv boobys!!!

*Nothing happens....*

Immortalfire: I said....

DBella: No hot cheerleaders here, dudes.

Mee: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!

DBella: This isn't going to be a sexist party.

DOG LIPS: But but...

kainedamo: You Americans get too hissy about things.

jaguarr: This reminds me of time I was at the grocery store, and...

*the lights suddenly go out*

StorminNorman: What the...?

*a shot rings out....BANG!!!!*

DOG LIPS: Ahhh help, I've been murderized!!!

*the lights come back on, DL has been shot*

DBella: Holy Crap!

DOG LIPS: A bullet hit me and I am dying.

StorminNorman: Call an ambulance! GR87, you're closest to the phone. Call for help!

Ghostrider87: Never tell me what to do.

*DL collapses*

Immortalfire: He's dead!

DBella: *sobs*

Darth Elektra: It's a murder...what should we do?

Erzengel: No one move, we have a killer among us!

To Be Continued....

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'm dead already??

Boooooooooooooo!!

 

[Fran]

ROFL, the HP parts are classic.

Spoiler

Mention Da Rams! :heart:

 

[Mee]

Haha! Great start.t:

 

[Tangled Web]

hahahahaha Hal Jordan! Classic.

 

[Mister J]

Dolphins by 13.

 

[Fran]

J. Picks! :heart:

 

[StorminNorman]

LOL! Great stuff, great stuff

 

[Immortalfire]

PART II

Mee: What should we do with the body?

Snipershot: Boobs?

Erzengel: No boobs here. Just stash him for now, until we figure this out.

StorminNorman: Ah geesh. Look at these blood stains, 'fire is gonna be ticked.

DBella: I loved that Dog..he was like a cousin that visits all the time, to me.

Snipershot: BOOBS!!! *gazes at Bella*

Erzengel: Alright, one; DL is dead. Two;

Mister J: We don't have a two.

Erzengel: You're all suspects until further notice!

TEDDY: I didn't do it! I swear I didn't kill him! I barely even knew the stiff!!!!

Immortalfire: Well, whoever did it cut the phone lines. Looks like we're on our own.

Darthphere: Ah that's freakin great. I had a load of laundry to do.

kainedamo: Look, I can't be here right now. I have to get on MSN later and.....uh, do something.

jaguarr: Vicki will never bang you.. You must accept it. jag

Ghostrider87: Vicki's got nothing on Carmen. Carmen is a sexy girl at Hooters whom I love dearly.

farmerfran & Mee:

StorminNorman: Hello, we have a dead man here!

Erzengel: Alright, one; DL is dead. Two;....

Mister J: We don't have a two.

Erzengel: You're being awfully quiet over there, JAL.

*JAL has found a copy of the Fantastic Four movie and is gazing at the cover*

Immortalfire: Of course.

Mee: Did anyone have a motive?

DBella: Aw, why would anyone want to harm sweet little Doggy Lips?

jaguarr: Doggy Lips? WTF? jag

Erzengel: YOU! Kaine, where were you on the night of November 9th?

kainedamo: Outside Vicki's windo...er, I mean at home reading Shakespeare.

Erzengel: Lots of death in the Bard's works. I'm watching you.

Immortalfire: Go get 'em Poirot.

Erzengel: Based on your name, I wonder about you Snipershot.

Snipershot: I luv boobz!

Mister J: Hmm, maybe he's just a rapist.

farmerfran: He and Teddy join up for a double man rape, I'll bet.

TEDDY: I am not a rappist!

StorminNorman: Rappist? Is that the new artsy term of rapper?

DBella: Hey, did you guys hear that?

To Be Continued.....

 

[Fran]

BRILLIANT!

 

[jaguarr]

Hahaha! Ressurect DOG LIPS so you can kill him again!

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Put jag in a scene with him raped by a clan of mutant meerkats, please.


dog

 

[Fran]

DOG! Say it. Plz.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Never!

Vnomez!!11!!!!

 

[PWN3R]

Put jag in a scene with him raped by a clan of mutant meerkats, please.


dog

Whale sperm.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Whale sperm.

What?? That makes no sense. Jag can't be raped by something he gives himself to willingly.

 

[jaguarr]

Meerkats with whalesperm are teh sexy, you jealous bastards!

jag

 

[Erzengel]

That part was made for me, mostly because I take charge like at work or when I go to the bathroom but mainly because we have the same name.

 

[PWN3R]

Meerkats with whalesperm are teh sexy, you jealous bastards!

jag

It's ok. I understand, I adore it as well.

 

[Darth Elektra]

I can't stop laughing! t:

I'm dead already??

Boooooooooooooo!!

Just think of it this way, You arn't the murderer.

PART II
Erzengel: You're being awfully quiet over there, JAL.

*JAL has found a copy of the Fantastic Four movie and is gazing at the cover*

LOL.

 

[bored]

It was me. I'm slowly doing away with all non-Chiefs fans.

 

[DBella]

Haha! What a way to 'celebrate' the upcoming Super Bowl... WITH DEATH!!

O wait... it's the DOG that died. *cries*

What's the motive? Why would anyone want to kill the Doggie? What does the murder have anything to do with the Super Bowl? And I patiently awaits as the plot thickens...

Great start, 'fire.

 

[Mee]

The murderer is obviously Dennis Green.

He's not gonna let us off the hook.

 

[Tangled Web]

The murderer is obviously Dennis Green.

He's not gonna let us off the hook.

They were exactly who we THOUGHT they were!

 

[Mister J]

The murderer is obviously Dennis Green.

He's not gonna let us off the hook.

I'm kinda scared. You saw what he did to that podium.