The Hype Life

[Immortalfire]

Starring...

AndThePickles, the mom

Colossal Spoons, the dad

DBella, the charming daughter

Matt, the serious son

Erzengel, the bratty son

DOG LIPS, the lovable family pet

*The morning...*

Spoons: Yo yo, g'mawnin babe. Yer awesome.

ATP: Maybe I am, but your breath isn't.

DOG LIPS: Sorry, that's me.

Spoons: Da dog ought not be sleepin in da bed, dat's unsayna..un sainita..uh, not clean yo.

ATP: You'd better wake the kids.

Spoons: Yo yo, wake up kids!

*there is no answer*

Spoons: Guess day didn't hear.

ATP: Sure. Wake up, and I'll meet you down in the kitchen for breakfast.

DOG LIPS: Kibble! t:

*down the hall*

Spoons: Yo yo wake up dawg.

Matt: Knock it off.

Spoons: Don't be hatin yo father, yo.

Matt: You're right, it is a privilege to be here. So I'll behave accordingly.

Erzengel: Is it a snow day?

Spoons: It's springtime dawg, so no.

Erzengel: Dammit.

Matt: I have a test to study for. I'll be along later.

*next room*

Spoons: Hey baby girl, how you doin yo?

DBella: Fine daddy, I'll be down for breakfast.

*in the kitchen*

DOG LIPS: Kibble!

ATP: Lean Kibble for you, fatso.

DOG LIPS: I'm just big furred!

ATP: No backtalk, eat.

DOG LIPS: Kibble

Spoons: Yo yo, so like you dawgs have a good day now. I'm off to da Hype office to lend a hand.

Erzengel: Later, punk daddio.

*Spoons exits*

ATP: I have to run some errands in awhile, so you boys be on your best behavior.

DBella: I have a lunch date today! *girly squeal*

Erzengel: Remind me to spray paint his busted-ass car.

Matt: *from upstairs* The next person who talks will make me fail this course! I kid you not!

ATP: As you're all out and about today, remember to stay away from Mister Norman's house.

DOG LIPS: That creepy old fogey? You don't have to remind me.

Erzengel: Yo ma, don't forget I gotta meet some uh...friends, this afternoon so I need a ride to da mall, get me?

ATP: The bus fare is your friend.

Erzengel: Crash and burn.

ATP: Have a nice day kids, and stay out of trouble.

DOG LIPS: Don't I get a warning?

ATP: Don't go near Immortalfire's dog, you know what happened last time.

DOG LIPS: Punk. I need a milk bone.

To Be Continued...

 

[Mee]

The Huxtables, with attitude, dawg.

 

[Morg]

arf!

 

[Immortalfire]

The Huxtables, with attitude, dawg.

Additional cast, coming in the next bits.

 

[Immortalfire]

Now introducing...


Tangled Web..

Mee..

GoldenAgeHero..

StorminNorman...

Immortalfire...

*in the backyard*

Erzengel: So I sez to her, listen woman..when I say I want a cookie, I want a cookie! Sadly, she kicked my butt and sent me to my room. BUT! Revenge will be mine!

Tangled Web: Yo, I'm bi!

Erzengel: Uh, ok.

Tangled Web: Actually I just said that to see what your reaction would be.

Erzengel: And?

Tangled Web: And you're acting like you don't care.

Erzengel: Bravo.

*in the house*

DBella: I'm leaving now, my date is in an hour.

Matt: Why so early?

DBella: I have to meet with my girl club before hand.

Matt: Make sure to take notes on which of them thinks I'm hot.

*back outside*

DOG LIPS: Hey look, old man Norman's outside.

Erzengel: Hey old geezer, how's your rock band..Jeri and the Atrics doing? *laughs*

StorminNorman: *icy glare* You...DARE..NOT SAY THAT!!!

*thunder rolls*

Erzengel: Holy Crap.

Tangled Web: I think I need to go pray.

*at the Hype office*

Spoons: Yo yo wassup dawg?

Immortalfire: Hey.

Spoons: Hey wassup wit dohs new trolls in da Spider-Man boards? Aren't you 'sposed to get rid of dem or sometin?

Immortalfire: It's weird, the more I kick off, ten more take their spot. Is it an invasion?

Spoons: Whatevah happens fire, you da man to win da fight wit da noobs, homie.

Immortalfire: Uh.......alright.

Mee: Anyone seen my air pump?

Immortalfire: Why?

Mee: Well, I'm still determined to learn to ride a bike. And my freakin tires are flat!

Spoons: Somebody shred da tires?

Mee: It was probably GAH, because I didn't give him advice on which avatar was most arousing to my signifigant other.

Spoons: I gotta try dat.

GoldenAgeHero: Hey, the bank teller this morning said to me, "have a nice day". Was she hitting on me?

Immortalfire: Totally.

GoldenAgeHero: Awesome! I'm gonna show her my never-removed-from-box Captain America action figure tomorrow!

*silence*

GoldenAgeHero: By the way, which of those state quarters would be the most arousing?

Immortalfire: Vermont.

Mee: Minnesota.

Spoons: Da hizzy!

Immortalfire: What?

Spoons: Oh, sorry 'bout dat.

GoldenAgeHero: I have a date with destiny, at the bank!

To Be Continued...

 

[Mee]

Hahaha t:

 

[Super Kal]

lol, this is awesome

 

[venom628]

Lol, really funny, can I be the kid cos im 10 immortalfire?

 

[Mee]

Great pic for TW by the way Fire.

 

[Super Kal]

I would love to be in this

 

[Immortalfire]

More coming, trying to see if I dig up any more pics.

 

[venom628]

I want to be in as The Kid Venom!

 

[venom628]

Let me have this picture!

 

[Immortalfire]

Now introducing...

Ghostrider87...

Farmerfran...

Mister J...

*at the Hype..*

farmerfran: So anyway, I tell this guy that there's just no way that twinkies and peppermint wouldn't be great in a soup.

Mister J: What'd he say to that?

farmerfran: He just grumbled and walked away.

Immortalfire: Thanks for that delightful culinary, chat fran.

farmerfran: Thanks, my new cookbook will prove you wrong. t:

Mee: Speaking of wrong, where has Hooters' Pimp been lately?

Immortalfire: In the baseball thread, making his usual claims of greatness.

Ghostrider87: Don't talk about me like I'm not here. Jerks.

Spoons: Yo homies, I hear dat da boards are buzzin really hard today!

Mister J: With what?

Spoons: Wit da sounds of NOOBS cryin in da rain. Don't dey undastand dat der lives don't depend on how good a movie is?

Immortalfire: That's what I've tried to make the really, angry Spidey fans understand.

GoldenAgeHero: I'm off to my date!

Mee: You're going to the bank.

GoldenAgeHero: Do I look arousing?

*Silence...*

GoldenAgeHero: See ya.

*at the house*

StorminNorman: Say it!

Erzengel: Never!

StorminNorman: SAY IT! Or I will recite poetry!

Erzengel: Nooooooooo! Fine.."Thou shalt not tick off thy neighbors."

StorminNorman:[/b You may live, now be gone from my front lawn!

DOG LIPS: What was that all about?

Erzengel: Crabby old man.

Matt: Why is there a transvestite in the house? Oh, that's just T. Web, sorry.

Tangled Web: It's all for effect, believe it or not.

Matt: I don't believe it, I kid you not.

DOG LIPS: Where's my milk bone?

Erzengel: Up your nose!

DOG LIPS:

*at the Hype*

Immortalfire: So, then I.....hey, hear that sound? What is that?

Mee: Doesn't sound good at all.

To Be Continued...

 

[venom628]

Awwwwwwww, I wasnt in it...

 

[Super Kal]

More coming, trying to see if I dig up any more pics.

looking forward to the next one

 

[DBella]

Whoa! How come you didn't tell me about this, 'fire?
I'm enjoying so far and can't wait for the next chapter to be up.

 

[Immortalfire]

Whoa, sorry guys. It's been a busy few days, the next chapter will be up as quick as I get things in a row.

 

[Mee]

Whoa! How come you didn't tell me about this, 'fire?

You never read mine and I told you you were in it. :heart:

 

[Mister J]

farmerfran: So anyway, I tell this guy that there's just no way that twinkies and peppermint wouldn't be great in a soup.

Twinkiemint? Pepperkies? How has Hostess not made this yet?

Cool read.

 

[Super Kal]

Whoa, sorry guys. It's been a busy few days, the next chapter will be up as quick as I get things in a row.

I'm looking forward to it

 

[DBella]

You never read mine and I told you you were in it. :heart:

That's because I missed the beginning coz I was busy with other stuff. It's like missing the first few episodes and trying to pick up...

I'll get to it soon.
How far behind am I?

 

[Mee]

That's because I missed the beginning coz I was busy with other stuff. It's like missing the first few episodes and trying to pick up...

I'll get to it soon.
How far behind am I?

Haha, pretty far now. You missed a whole episode. And episode II is almost over.

But I forgive you. :heart:

 

[venom628]

Awwwww ^

 

[Spider-Girl™]

This would be you venom628: