Discussion in 'Fight Club' started by Thread Manager, May 4, 2011.
Kirby sucks Batman in once, Batman immediately loses.
Kirby copies powers.
Batman's power is to be written with favorable bias.
Kirby copies that and gains favorable bias.
Or he just swallows Batman and Batman dies.
With prep-time, Batman always wins. But that's not the case here, so Kirby wins.
(Animated Dini/Timm-verse version)
Norris, cuz I hate that other character
Mister Myxtayp, cause I hate Norris.
I see what you did there
Anyway, it goes down either one of two ways:
1) Chuck doesn't trick Mxy into saying his name backwards...he FORCES him to. And Mxy obliges...
2) Mxy attempts to turn Chuck into a whoopee-cushion with a Donald Trump toupee, but it doesn't work. So Mxy tries turning Chuck into Reno (his canine co-star in Top Dog)...but it doesn't work. Mxy's positively losing his **** when Chuck gets in his face and says "You can cut out the magic stuff, little man - ain't gonna work on me. Know why?
...'Cause I'm Chuck Norris"
There can only be one winner, and it's Chuck.
the karate kommando
In a MAJOR upset, Chuck wins
Tango and Cash
Murtaugh and Riggs
(Lethal Weapon series)
Which '80s LAPD super-cop duo wins?
Tango and Cash. Good, clean, campy fun.
Loved the early Lethal Weapons (1 and 2) but the later sequels (3 and 4) got too focused on causes for me.
Lethal Weapon, although the latter sequels (3 & 4) got waaaaaaaaaay too crowded for my tastes & Renee Russo being a female version of Riggs, UGH!!!
Murtaugh and Riggs.
Tango and Cash
(To clarify, this was who'd win in a fight between the duos, not whose film/s were better
Because Tango and Cash have the obvious physical advantage it's tempting to go w/them, but TBH I still back Murtaugh and Riggs - the former has been a cop for longer than T&C even at the time of his 1st movie, and the latter is...well, he's crazy-ass Riggs
If the clash has Murtaugh and Riggs circa the era of the 3rd film, Tango and Cash are particularly [email protected] ...unless they fire first and don't miss, of course.
Anyway...it's a tie at 3-3