The ANYONE/ANYTHING Goes Battle thread !! - Part 2

[Spider-Aziz]

3-1
I'm giving the boss of the 3rd Street Saints a vote, cause you fellas severely underestimate the guy who sat on a raptor and defeated a super powered leader of an alien invasion.

KILMER BATMAN

VS

CLOONEY BATMAN​

 

[Bagide]

Kilmer. Swag alone

 

[2kt09]

Kilmer's boots are sexier.

 

[KnightErrant]

Clooney.

 

[PemLam]

Clooney

 

[LOBO3315a]

They both sucked.

Keaton is the best Batman.

But if I have to choose, Kilmer over Clooney.

 

[Iceman]

Kilmer

 

[WolfCypher]

Kilmer made a surprisingly good Bruce Wayne, and you can tell he gave a better Batman than tbat film deserved.

Clooney was just bad. He was just gay-dumb Batman in and out of costume.

Kilmer

 

[Duke]

Kilmer

 

[Spider-Aziz]

6-2
The weakest live action Batman wins this battle cause he has more Batman like mannerism. Who knew?

RICK SANCHEZ

VS

HUBERT J FARNSWORTH​

 

[LOBO3315a]

I say Rick. He's intentionally killed without remorse. Hubert has killed, but it was a by product of what he was doing.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

1-0
Underwhelming match

PHILLIP J. FRY

VS

STERLING ARCHER

Idiot Contest​

 

[Samuron]

Frye; once motivated, he's epic. Stupid, but epic.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Frye; once motivated, he's epic. Stupid, but epic.

If he wins, that will be his tagline:
"Stupid, but EPIC"

 

[LOBO3315a]

Frye. Although they have both made me laugh so hard, I cried.

 

[PemLam]

Archer

 

[Spider-Aziz]

2-1
'Stupid, but EPIC' emerges victorious

EMINEM

VS

50 CENTS

Epic Rap Battle​

 

[LOBO3315a]

The Real Slim Shady.

 

[PemLam]

Eminem

 

[Iceman]

Eminem - better overall career

 

[Spider-Aziz]

3-0
"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up"

XENOMORPHS

VS

DEMENTORS
(Harry Potter)
​

 

[PemLam]

I don't see this as anything other than a stalemate. Xeno's don't have anything resembling happiness for the Dementors to feed off of and the Xeno's can't physically touch or harm the Dementors.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Good points. Maybe the battle should be which is deadlier?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Alright, a new match between the two

XENOMORPHS

VS

DEMENTORS
(Harry Potter)


Which is deadlier? Scarier?​

 

[LOBO3315a]

Xenomorphs. Something about a creature bursting out of your chest is way scarier than something that sucks your hopes away.