The Baby Machine!

[Ace of Knaves]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1203124/Pregnant-mother-13-babies-taken-care.html

A pregnant woman who has already had 13 children taken into care last night vowed to keep on giving birth until she is allowed to keep one.
Theresa Winters has spent almost half of her life having babies, but has not been allowed to keep any of them beyond the age of two.

She admitted that social services had probably made the right decision in removing her first 13 children because of neglect, but said she had 'calmed down' now.

This, my friends...is shocking. One of the reasons why Britain is falling apart.

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[Wesley Dodds]

Jesus! It's like she's buildin' herself some sort of ASBO army... Where's Jeremy Kyle when you need him?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

booooooooooooooooooooooooollllooooooooxxxxxxxx

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Jeremy ****ing Kyle!

 

[Eggyman]

The guy looks pregnant too!

Slow and steady wins the race.... Quality not quantity.... If at first you don't succeed, keep your f***ing legs shut...

 

[Hound55]

Because popping out an indeterminable number of kids until social services allows you to keep one is the epitome of cool, calm and collected...

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Jeremy ****ing Kyle!

Hehe. I hear he doesn't usually like to use his middle name...

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I bet it's like shagging the royal opera house!!!

 

[Hound55]

I bet it's like shagging the royal opera house!!!

Better acoustics...

 

[Eggyman]

I bet it's like shagging the royal opera house!!!

Like a penny in a canyon

 

[Ace of Knaves]

it wouldn't touch the sides.

 

[Hound55]

There's a booth with brochures and half-hourly spelunking tours to the mysterious fabled g-spot...

 

[Majic Walrus]

Wow... I now support having crazy women spayed.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Spelunking? You could go base jumping in that thing!

 

[Drakon]

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Pee-Wee creeps me out!

 

[BlackLantern]

like parking a bicycle in an airplane hanger

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Like throwing a hotdog down a corridor.

 

[Eggyman]

Like throwing a hotdog down a corridor.

Hahahahaha!



lol

 

[Wiseman]

I love getting girls pregnant, I think there needs to be mini me's all over the world. What's her address?

 

[Shemtov]

In 15 years, she could be in Guiness.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I love getting girls pregnant, I think there needs to be mini me's all over the world. What's her address?

No man! Don't do it! Don't doooo it!!!!

 

[Wiseman]

No man! Don't do it! Don't doooo it!!!!

Come on Ace, how awesome would it be to have an army of us. I'll take the girls on this side of the ocean, you take the girls on your side. We'll conquer the world.

 

[BlackLantern]

sex is fleeting, herpes lasts forever....remember that Wiseman

 

[CrashNburn]

not without me you wont, ace and wiseman!