The Baby Machine!

[Ace of Knaves]

Come on Ace, how awesome would it be to have an army of us. I'll take the girls on this side of the ocean, you take the girls on your side. We'll conquer the world.

We would be quite a force to be reckoned with, I'll give you that.

 

[katie_girl09]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1203124/Pregnant-mother-13-babies-taken-care.html



This, my friends...is shocking. One of the reasons why Britain is falling apart.

Mandatory hysterectomy, anyone?

 

[Wesley Dodds]

I don't listen to Metal...

 

[katie_girl09]

I love getting girls pregnant, I think there needs to be mini me's all over the world. What's her address?

Yeah, you do. You still haven't seen your daughter.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

I love how the faces of the baby's are blurred...

 

[Wiseman]

Yeah, you do. You still haven't seen your daughter.

It's not my fault you decided to stay in Canada, I told you I was just passing through, you could've left with me

 

[katie_girl09]

I don't listen to Metal...

Ohh! I get it (I think).

 

[katie_girl09]

It's not my fault you decided to stay in Canada, I told you I was just passing through, you could've left with me

I told you that I didn't wanna raise our daughter in a trailer!

 

[Wiseman]

I told you that I didn't wanna raise our daughter in a trailer!

Well I wasn't going to let her in the house, kids smell

 

[chamber-music]

Jeremy ****ing Kyle!

Jeremy Kyle is as crazy as the people on his show

Because popping out an indeterminable number of kids until social services allows you to keep one is the epitome of cool, calm and collected...

Yep she sure showed them

Even her own sister believes that she should be sterilised.

Pretty much sums up everything you need to know

I'm sure Angelina Jolie will pop over with a wheelbarrow to take these kids if no one wants them.

 

[E-Man]

 

[DX]

Jeremy ****ing Kyle!

Oh, come on, it's funny when he screams "YOU'RE SCUM!!!!!" at chavs.

 

[BestGirl]

What a shame. She and her boyfriend are such an attractive couple.

 

[SuperFerret]

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

 

[chamber-music]

Jeremy Kyle presented Half ton Hospital a show about morbidly obease people in the in the United States.

I wonder if he started screaming in their faces like he does to his guests in the UK.