The best and worst parts of life

[MessiahDecoy123]

List both the best and worst things in life.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Best: PB&Js.

Worst: PB&J with no milk.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

best : comic books
worst : being in love triangles.

 

[The Guard]

Best? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Worst? Sock puppets.

 

[Majic Walrus]

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

ah the Conan quote. Came sooner than I expected.

 

[The Guard]

That's what she said.

She being someone I was not personally affiliated with.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

best:

- waking up to an alarm only to realize it's the weekend then going back to sleep.
- having the munchies then having a fudge sundae
- taking a huge dump

worst:

- waking up to an alarm
- an ice cream headache
- taking a huge dump in your pants

 

[xwolverine2]

Worst:
-Traffic/ Bad drivers
-Lines
-work

Best:
-Speeding on the freeway
-skipping lines
-not going to work

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

best:

- waking up to an alarm only to realize it's the weekend then going back to sleep.
- having the munchies then having a fudge sundae
- taking a huge dump

worst:

- waking up to an alarm
- an ice cream headache
- taking a huge dump in your pants

 

[CelticPredator]

I do not like pooping.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

unloading a huge dump feels awesome.

not sure why...

maybe because you UNLOADED A HUGE DUMP!

 

[Watson]

GOOD

Stopping to smell the roses

BAD

Stopping to feel the roses

 

[CashforStash]

Best: Having a billion notes fly at you in Rock Band/Guitar Hero then to later find out you hit every note perfectly there

Worst: That feeling you get when you try to FC a song in Rock Band/Guitar Hero and then near the end you miss a note.......

 

[CelticPredator]

unloading a huge dump feels awesome.

not sure why...

maybe because you UNLOADED A HUGE DUMP!

It hurts me.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

shoot..wrong thread/

 

[enterthemadness]

Best: Being happy.

Worst: Starving, being lonely, self-injury, missing limbs, cancer, etc. Hurricanes and tornadoes, too.

 

[redmarvel]

Best: Travel, Falling in love and having great sex

Worst: Break ups, bills and death

 

[CBGB]

Best:
Family
Good movies
Craps that don't require wiping afterwards
Peace

Worst:
In-laws
Bad movies
Dingleberries
War

 

[Addendum]

Best: Pooping on the clock

Worst: Too many to begin to list

 

[Scarlet spidey]

GOOD

Stopping to smell the roses

BAD

Stopping to feel the roses

Oh, how I miss that show.

 

[Bruce Banner]

(in no particular order)


Best:
Finding your place in the world/self worth.
Not feeling sick or constantly ill.
Proving people wrong who doubted you.
Traveling to new locales.
Learning about someone elses culture firsthand.
Writing something thats beautiful.
Getting revenge.
Free soft served ice cream and muffins at Jasons's Deli.
Sex lots of sex

Worst:
Extreme Loneliness.
When your anger outweighs everything else in your life.
When you have medical conditions that require you to rearrange your schedule and hide it from other people.
Knowing that Twilight will be around for years to come.
Crisis of faith or something along those lines.
Lack of sex.

 

[Watson]

Oh, how I miss that show.

You get a gold star for getting the reference.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Best: Having a billion notes fly at you in Rock Band/Guitar Hero then to later find out you hit every note perfectly there

Worst: That feeling you get when you try to FC a song in Rock Band/Guitar Hero and then near the end you miss a note.......

You need to get out more.

 

[BillyZaned]

Best

first moment of intercourse
Playing with your child
payday
driving home from work
being in a traffic jam at work, while on teh clock

worst

traffic jams on your way to work
realizing your out of soda
realizing that women do indeed poop