The Big, Bad Vince Thread - Discuss ShamWow, Slap Chop and Mug Shots!

[Victarion]

I would tell her chin up, but...maybe she needs some Mighty Mend-It?

 

[xwolverine2]

wonder if he used shamwow to wipe the blood off the carpet..

ewww shes nasty

 

[Timstuff]

One slap, you've got a stew! Two slaps, home fries! Three slaps, a felony charge!

 

[AlteredEgo]

He shamwow'd her pretty hard.

Spoiler

she... reminds me of ms. swan.

Spoiler

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Welcome to two days ago.

 

[Shifty]

Almost as bad as the Canadian actor who was arrested for child porn (and who had his own kids) and the popular beer commercials he starred in were pulled.

 

[Duende Verde]

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Hahaha.

 

[Drakon]

Funny. But not your best work

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

How much blood do you think a ShamWow can clean up?

New police evidence photos taken shortly after Vince Shlomi (aka the ShamWow guy) allegedly fought a Miami hooker show that neither party came away unscathed. The pics, obtained by The Smoking Gun, show the bloody sheets and even a bloody cordless phone left behind.

According to the arrest affidavit, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go." He then punched the prostitute several times. Both were arrested for felony battery, but the case was eventually dropped.


http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/sham_wow_aftermath

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

DAMN! She got the beat down.

You know Vince is just laying there thinking about his career being over.
''Hey camera guy, you catching this?"'

He sure did Vince!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

i like the new name of this thread ftw.

 

[Marx]

DAMN! She got the beat down.

You know Vince is just laying there thinking about his career being over.
''Hey camera guy, you catching this?"'

He sure did Vince!

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I just finally realized Vince was arrested. They had it on Yahoo! News.

 

[Manic]

This is the remix...

 

[Drakon]

I actually kinda liked that.

 

[Shemtov]

This is the remix...

The Shamwow song is better.
[YT]
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[Immortalfire]

I have a ShamWOW in my hand!

 

[Darthphere]

Oh my!

 

[Majic Walrus]

You know Shamwows are really crap. I guess If I had to sell crap all day and then a hooker bit my tongue and wouldn't let it go just because I wanted a kiss to remind me of a time when my life didn't suck I'd probably beat the hell out of her too.

 

[Wiseman]

Almost as bad as the Canadian actor who was arrested for child porn (and who had his own kids) and the popular beer commercials he starred in were pulled.

Did you really just compare beating up a hooker that was biting a guys tongue as "almost" being as bad as having child porn????

I would never have child porn, I would punch a girl who bit into my tongue and wouldn't let go though

 

[AlteredEgo]

I have a ShamWOW in my hand!

did you soak up soda from your shag carpet yet?

 

[Nirvana]

You have nice nails, fire.

 

[Immortalfire]

did you soak up soda from your shag carpet yet?

Gonna try it later.

You have nice nails, fire.

Thanks.

 

[Darthphere]

Folex represent?