The Big, Bad Vince Thread - Discuss ShamWow, Slap Chop and Mug Shots!

[Sawyer]

Vince is raping me with his eyes....

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

why is he in a hospital gown?

 

[Addendum]

They're not as constricting

 

[gap5ewl]

why is he in a hospital gown?

It said he was treated at a hospital. Damn hookers.

 

[DeGenerate10]

What the hell is wrong with his mouth? Why is it way over on his cheek when it should be in the center of his face

 

[Drizzle]

Sorry, but I had to do it.

 

[DV8]

I hope he had a shamwow to clean up afterwards.

it's cool they cleaned up the mess with a sham wow . . .

 

[DV8]

Sorry, but I had to do it.

I Lol'd . . .

 

[Johnny Drama]

 

[Sawyer]

why is he in a hospital gown?

He wanted to let his ass breathe.

 

[gap5ewl]

Separated at birth!?!?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I guess she didn't "love his nuts".

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/27/vince-shlomi-shamwow-pitc_n_180210.html

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker, according to The Smoking Gun:

Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit...notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.​

Harris is reportedly considering a lawsuit against Shlomi, though prosecutors "declined to file formal charges" against him.

Watch him pitch the ShamWow below:

 

[ShadowBoxing]

This probably should be in celebrities forum, but Darthphere has been doing the Pitchmen threads in this forum, so I thought I'd put it here.

 

[NHawk19]

Or you could have put it in the Sham wow guy thread

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=314089&page=14

 

[ShadowBoxing]

This is kind of big enough to stand on it's own.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/shamwow_guys_alleged_victim

^pics of the girl. Damn!

 

[Johann Krauss]

 

[Drakon]

Ironically, the camera guy was NOT following him this time.

 

[BlackLantern]

In prison....Vince will be the ShamWow

 

[The Apatow Crew]

she got what she deserved, she attacked first.

 

[ross2287]

He only attacked her because he heard she was also having sex with Billy Mays.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Now, waitaminute, prostitution is illegal in Florida, no?

 

[Immortalfire]

In prison....Vince will be the ShamWow

They're gonna love his nuts.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The first human victim of a slapchop

 

[Shemtov]

Vince to a criminal in jail: your Life will feel better if you by a Shamwow and a slapchop. You'll totally forget you're in jail! It'll make you love my nuts! Its just $19.95 And if you order in the next 20 minutes- because we can't do this all day- we'll double the order of shamwows for free. And as a "Inmate Special" we'll give you the Graty (for cheese) for free. Heres how to order: Tell me and I'll send you the order after i get out. And ask a family member to send me $19.95 next time they visit.