The Blade "Caption This!" Thread

[MaskedManJRK]

Because every forum needs one. I'm sure you all know the rules. I'll start:

BLADE: DAMMIT! I'll teach that dog not to piss on my lawn...

BLADE: ENGLISH, MOTHERF**KER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

 

[Son Of Logan]

"Think anyone will notice how thick my soles are to make me look taller?"

 

[Son Of Logan]

"Oh, you can have one of my hos. But thou shall not pass, till you pay some cash."

 

[kage88]

lmao!!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

BLADE: That's right, they're ALL mine. It's the sword--chicks dig the sword.

 

[Son Of Logan]

"OK...now that I'm done shaving...."

 

[gregtestagent]

*looks at Swedish made penis enlargement pump on left thigh*
Blade: How did this get here? somebody is playing a prank on me! honestly, it's not mine!

 

[Son Of Logan]

*looks at Swedish made penis enlargement pump on left thigh*
Blade: How did this get here? somebody is playing a prank on me! honestly, it's not mine!

OMG!! Groovy, baby.

 

[KenK]

"Oh, you can have one of my hos. But thou shall not pass, till you pay some cash."

Oh, that's bloody priceless!!

 

[Son Of Logan]

Oh, that's bloody priceless!!

Thanks...man, this thread needs to catch on.

 

[boydston_14]

Show Creator: Don't worry, no one will notice that you're bald.

 

[Strgts]

Girl 1 - "You will never be Blade"

Girl 2 - "Yeah your just a Blade wannabe"

Girl 3 - "Bring back Wesley Snipes"

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Blade: One, Two, Three... Three Ho's... Ah! ah! ah! ah!

 

[Son Of Logan]

"I wonder if Jessica Biel had "Attack of the Baldheads" on her MP3 player?"

 

[MaskedManJRK]

BLADE: KAMA-KAMA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Golgo-13]

*Thinks about Blade Trinity's box office*

"**** you David Goyer!"

 

[Golgo-13]

Blade: "Well the ***** isn't Whistler but she sure looks better in the shower that he does".

 

[Ragin Cajun]

blade:ladies last time i measured, it was about this big.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

BLADE: Go ahead--make my day.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

BLADE: I brush my teeth with Colgate! Rawr!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

BLADE: Who loves ya, baby?

 

[XBRoughneck]

I can't scan it, but Blade is on the cover of this weeks TV Times that comes in the Sunday issue of the Los Angeles Times.

This show may actually be halfway decent. It's definitely getting marketed well.

There is a huge billboard up here in Los Angeles off the 110 freeway between Pacific Coast Highway and Carson....(in the South Bay Area).


I hope this last more than six episodes.

 

[Son Of Logan]

"when I asked if you wanted to hold my sword this isn't what I had in mind."

 

[SoulManX]

"Oh, you can have one of my hos. But thou shall not pass, till you pay some cash."

Man that was awesome