The Bob Ross Appreciation Thread

[Johann Krauss]

bob ross ftw

 

[michephantom]

I hated him. His voice pissed me off.

 

[SFII]

I hated him. His voice pissed me off.

why? because he sounded like a malpracticioning gynecologist?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

But he still loves you.
He gave his life so that you could live.
All you have to do is:

1) Admit that you're a sinner. "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of Bob."

2) Believe that Bob died, but rose again as a Happy Li'l Tree back in y'ere.

3) Invite Bob into your heart to become your personal painter.

 

[SFII]

Bob Ross raped me!


but i still love the guy.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Bob Ross raped me!


but i still love the guy.

you wanted it.

 

[michephantom]

I suppose I love him as the cultural icon he is (don't we all love people more after they die?) but my dislike for him ranked up there with sunday school teachers. And although his skills FAR outway my own, his paintings looked like they belonged on a hotel wall.

 

[JayCaz]

Bob Ross once punched a man so hard, his legs turned into trombones.

 

[michephantom]

Bob Ross once killed a man, then used his blood to paint happy autumn trees- and if you tell anyone-ever-I'll kill you!