The Buffyverse code

[thealiasman2000]

WHAT IF...?


After sucessfully proving that Jesus is a hoax in "The Da Vinci CodE", Robert Langdon has another crazy semi-religious belief to disprove.

He has to go to Sunnydale (during the middle of the last seasons of "Buffy") and prove that there is no Hellmouth, there are no demons or vampires, and that the entire town is hallucinating everything and that Buffy Summers suffers from a mental disease.

He has carte blancque to use whatever means necessary to prove this theory, and to disprove the whole mystical hoo-ha in Sunnydale.

And he has Audrey Tatou's character at his side.

So, will he be able to disprove this mithological belief, or will this case be too much for him?

What do you say?

 

[The Question]

WHAT IF...?


After sucessfully proving that Jesus is a hoax in "The Da Vinci CodE", Robert Langdon has another crazy semi-religious belief to disprove.

The Da Vinci Code has nothing to do with proving that Jesus is a hoax.

He has to go to Sunnydale (during the middle of the last seasons of "Buffy") and prove that there is no Hellmouth, there are no demons or vampires, and that the entire town is hallucinating everything and that Buffy Summers suffers from a mental disease.

He has carte blancque to use whatever means necessary to prove this theory, and to disprove the whole mystical hoo-ha in Sunnydale.

And he has Audrey Tatou's character at his side.

So, will he be able to disprove this mithological belief, or will this case be too much for him?

What do you say?

Of course not. How can many people, even ones who've never even met each other beforehand, halucinate about the same things? How can you halucinate people who weren't even from Sunnydale like Spike and Mr. Trick into existance?

 

[JLBats]

They DID do an episode revolving around the concept of Buffy perhaps being just a completely insane woman in a mental institution.

By the way, you seem to try to work in an anti-Buffy reference in every other post. Not even anti-show, but in particular the character. It's creepy

 

[Swordmaster]

He hates Sarah Michelle Gellar. Not a rip at him, he's openly claimed it.

 

[JLBats]

He hates Sarah Michelle Gellar. Not a rip at him, he's openly claimed it.

But he can never seem to openly explain it, beyond saying she has a huge ego, which seems... odd

I don't know, just seems like his time could be better spent.

 

[The Question]

They DID do an episode revolving around the concept of Buffy perhaps being just a completely insane woman in a mental institution.

Weird thing was, the show Charmed did a similar episode not too long after that. Of course, Buffy did it much better.

 

[Swordmaster]

EX-SMG boyfriend...?

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[JLBats]

EX-SMG boyfriend...?

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...maybe.

 

[Swordmaster]

You never know. Life is crazy like that.

But on topic, how the hell would he explain the town being burnt into a crater?

He's good, but he ain't that good.

 

[The Question]

Or the school being blown up. Or everyone in town going mute. Or when the town turned into one giant musical. Or all the adults in town having amnesia about everything past their teenage years and abandoning their kids. Or the Mayor turning into a giant and obviously CGI snake and trying to eat the high school graduating class.

 

[Swordmaster]

...Everyone on LSD?

 

[Abaddon]

what an odd thread.

 

[The Question]

...Everyone on LSD?

.....for the adults thinking their teenagers, or the giant snake? Either way, how would they all have the same trip?

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

.....for the adults thinking their teenagers, or the giant snake? Either way, how would they all have the same trip?

its like that JL episode where Flash, Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, and Martian Manhunter are transported to an alternate reality. There, they meet up with the Justice Guild of America only to find that every thing is just made up by that mutant kid.

 

[Matt]

This thread is stupid :-/

 

[SouLeSS]

Or the school being blown up. Or everyone in town going mute. Or when the town turned into one giant musical. Or all the adults in town having amnesia about everything past their teenage years and abandoning their kids. Or the Mayor turning into a giant and obviously CGI snake and trying to eat the high school graduating class.

Hey, how about that. Someone knows something from the first few seasons. Didn't know there were any of us left anymore.

 

[punishermax]

WHAT IF...?


After sucessfully proving that Jesus is a hoax in "The Da Vinci CodE", Robert Langdon has another crazy semi-religious belief to disprove.

Do you have any idea what the Da Vinci Code was about?

 

[punishermax]

Hey, how about that. Someone knows something from the first few seasons. Didn't know there were any of us left anymore.

Man, we're all out there, some just don't like saying it.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

I've got a theory that it's a demon, a dancing demon, no? something isn't right there...

 

[The Question]

its like that JL episode where Flash, Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, and Martian Manhunter are transported to an alternate reality. There, they meet up with the Justice Guild of America only to find that every thing is just made up by that mutant kid.

But they weren't on drugs. It was an illusion cast by an incredibly powerful psychic. That still counts as the super natural.

Hey, how about that. Someone knows something from the first few seasons. Didn't know there were any of us left anymore.

Actually, I only started watching with season five. But I watched alot of reruns.

 

[Lt. Figgnuts]

Or all the adults in town having amnesia about everything past their teenage years and abandoning their kids.

I hate to do it, but I've GOT to nitpick...technically they didn't have amnesia, because Joyce and Giles remembered who Buffy was, remember?

 

[The Question]

They did? I thought they forgot everything past their teenage years. Eh, whatever.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

They did? I thought they forgot everything past their teenage years. Eh, whatever.

no they just ACTED like teenagers, which is why when buffy could read minds she found out that her mom and Giles had sex on the hood of a cop car.

 

[The Question]

Why wouldn't she be able to read their minds if they'd forgotten their adult lives?

 

[Abaddon]

She still wouldve been able to.