The Crying Issue

[maxwell's demon]

who's judging anyone's moral character?

moral character, personal character, whatever you want to call it, losing respect for someone over something like that's pretty

 

[cryptic name]

i agree?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

When I see people cry it sickens me, I can smell their weakness.

I agree, but you can't generalize. Some people's weakness smells awesome. *shrug*
Mainly, if you always come off all superior and wicked, then crying'll either
a) Humanize you to good effect
b) Shatter your coolness

It's hard to say.

But if you started OFF weak, as a person, then yeah, please die before you cry again.
Don't soil my path with your stinky baby doll tears...............'cause your team lost the Superbowl, etc.

 

[maxwell's demon]

i agree?

far out

let's go kill a big animal or something. then we can watch monthy pythoon or CNN. also i might be drunk righ tnow.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

monthy pythoon or CNN. i righ tnow.

You could be!

(heh, esteemed subscriber to "Monthly Python"...*DRUNK* "

 

[maxwell's demon]

what the hell is goig on

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

unskinny bop


all night an' day

 

[maxwell's demon]

seriosu hte hype is sucking lately. i need a moment alone.

 

[Master Chief]

Wilhelm-Scream and maxwell's demon sitting in a tree. Throwing pine cones at racoons. And dancing with squirrels. Dodging bird s**t.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

aaaand, I'd pay a crap-load of pesos to watch the family-oriented sitcom based on Maxwell's Demon's married life.

 

[Master Chief]

I want to film it. But it'll be filmed like a documentary, so sometimes I'd shoot a scene from inside the set on the studio and people would see the studio audience. Reacting accordingly. It'd be awesome. Or maybe I'll just move a studio audience into his house, build bleachers and stuff strategically. Fund me, Wilhelm. Fund me and I will make this happen.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You could tape a little mini-cam right inside the rim of the toilet bowl too.



"FUND ME"?!?!?


"FUND ME"?!?!?


I'm still saving up for "Day Of The ******ed Cyber-Sex Cheetah People".

(WHICH, BTW....is back down to $1800......plus I gotta buy a new computer 'cause I threw my infected one into a dumpster......and then I've gotta buy a brand new, legally-obtained recording program, for morality-reasons and 'cause of superstition....PFFFfff. )

 

[maxwell's demon]

what the hell are you two on about i made a liger animaton danit.,

 

[Hades]

what the hell are you two on about i made a liger animaton danit.,

Can I have some of that?

 

[maxwell's demon]

whats with all the moustacehs

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Can I have some of that?

seriously

 

[Master Chief]

You could tape a little mini-cam right inside the rim of the toilet bowl too.



"FUND ME"?!?!?


"FUND ME"?!?!?


I'm still saving up for "Day Of The ******ed Cyber-Sex Cheetah People".

(WHICH, BTW....is back down to $1800......plus I gotta buy a new computer 'cause I threw my infected one into a dumpster......and then I've gotta buy a brand new, legally-obtained recording program, for morality-reasons and 'cause of superstition....PFFFfff. )

The lighting would be tough though. Maybe it could be like, a fridge system. Where there's a little switch on the seat. And when anyone sits down these lights in the toilet come on because their ass is pressing down on the switch. Well, not their ass really, more like. I don't know what it's called. Hamstring? Yeah. That'd be sweet. Awesome. Waterproof lights. Maybe during parties there could be laser and strobe lights and neon added. Holy crap, too much.

Anywaaay. Funds are a beeeeach. Let's whip out those metal detectors and hunt for $100 coins at a beach. Or $100 worth of coins. And that will cover a three season contract salary for me as director/writer. Mmmmmmk, maybe sometime in the next decade or two.

 

[Hades]

seriously

Way serously

 

[maxwell's demon]

The lighting would be tough though. Maybe it could be like, a fridge system. Where there's a little switch on the seat. And when anyone sits down these lights in the toilet come on because their ass is pressing down on the switch. Well, not their ass really, more like. I don't know what it's called. Hamstring? Yeah. That'd be sweet. Awesome. Waterproof lights. Maybe during parties there could be laser and strobe lights and neon added. Holy crap, too much.

Anywaaay. Funds are a beeeeach. Let's whip out those metal detectors and hunt for $100 coins at a beach. Or $100 worth of coins. And that will cover a three season contract salary for me as director/writer. Mmmmmmk, maybe sometime in the next decade or two.

we're haivng a big party in three weeks

 

[Master Chief]

we're haivng a big party in three weeks

Too early. You're going to have to hold off on that party until we're done filming the pilot and four episodes, so the whole light party in the toilet can be a part of the season finale. You know, a nice little surprise. For our viewers.

 

[maxwell's demon]

ok

i'll tell everyone to wiat.

 

[Master Chief]

Actually, you could go ahead with that and we'll just stage another party later. It won't be authentic but who the hell cares.

 

[cryptic name]

jesus, this page is madness

 

[heypapajinx]

i can accept a guy crying at a movie, because personally i think it's smexy.
and if his mother dies. or his dog or something, whatev.

but if he starts crying because they don't have the pair of pants he likes in his size, or because he stubbed his toe on the nightstand?
i'm soNUFF gonna b**ch slap him so hard and tell him to suck it up like a man.

 

[The_Teacher]

I broke down and cried when I left all my coursework to minute...thought I was a failure and didn't think I was gonna succeed.

It was more of a mini breakdown