The Dumbass Dares Thread

[Captain_BluTac]

Okay this thread was inspired by the great Jimmy Carr, in one of his stand up gigs he dared the entire audience to text the following message to their dad.

"Am in the bath, thinking of you."

now, I'm not stupid, I'm not actually gonna text that to my dad, but in stead borrowed my friend Pete's phone and then sent that text to his dad, now this fed my child like joy of mischief (of course) and so I decided to start a thread in which all of the Hype is dared to do stupid (although not dangerous) things, and then hear the reactions that different Hypsters get.

Just to kick it off I thought I would post 3 dares, click the spoiler tag to see what they are.

Spoiler

• Text message anyone in your phonebook the following message
  "So the doctor gave me a cream and the rash should clear up in a couple of weeks"

• If you are doing you're homework just put the word crackerjack anywhere in it.

• Going back to texting... and Jimmy Carr. Text either of your parents the following message
  "Am in the bath, thinking of you"

Have fun guys and don't forget to tell us the reactions and I will inform you guys of the reactions I get once I get Them.

 

[Conebone69]

I dare someone to tell your girlfriend that she needs to lose a few pounds

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I said not dangerous.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I dare someone to tell your girlfriend that she needs to lose a few pounds

I'll sa that right now, she's pregnant at the moment so i often call her fatty at the moment.

She won the lottery when she got me.

 

[Sexecutioner]

I dare everyone to send a supportive email to NAMBLA.

 

[Sexecutioner]

I sent my Dad "Am in the bath, thinking of you." He replied "Ya."

 

[Gallagher]

Well that was anti-climactic, I sent it my mam and just got 'Huh?' as a reply

 

[The Guard]

One time we played "group truth or dare", and one group dared the other group to stick ice cubes down their pants for ten minutes. We then retaliated by having them sit in the snow with their pants down for ten minutes.

Good times.

 

[union_jak]

Going with the text message idea, another simple one to a randomly picked person from your phone book would be "Thanks for last night. It was... magical".

 

[KALEL114]

I dare everyone to do this. The next time you get into a crowded elevator, turn to face everyone instead of facing the doors. Say nothing, just stare each person directly in their eyes one at a time.

 

[Troy_Parker]

^^

 

[Motown Marvel]

i dare everyone to text jesus and say "STOP! hammer time!"

he hates that.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Going with the text message idea, another simple one to a randomly picked person from your phone book would be "Thanks for last night. It was... magical".

Just did that... too my sister... she told me I need to "sort it out and get back to harassing guys"

 

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

I knew someone who did this for as an experiment for a paper in college. Either way, it's pretty funny.

He would stand by doors. When someone walks up he would open the door for them and smile. When the person go about half way through the door, he would close the door on them.

He was measuring how quickly people's emotions and reactions change.

 

[DDS]

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[DDS]

Holy crap LAAAG

 

[DDS]

I dare you all to hold a lighter/match/candle to your ass the next time you have to fart.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I don't really do Texting. I like to actually speak face to face with people, not a cell phone.

 

[union_jak]

I don't really do Texting. I like to actually speak face to face with people, not a cell phone.

Then the texting dares won't work and you're in the wrong thread

You can't exactly claim you spoke to the wrong person if you're talking to them face to face... that's the point of the dare.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Then the texting dares won't work and you're in the wrong thread

You can't exactly claim you spoke to the wrong person if you're talking to them face to face... that's the point of the dare.

I can't afford to text anyways. I have only 2 minutes left on my cell, which I'd like to save for an emergency. What's the appeal of texting anyway?

 

[Troy_Parker]

i dare everyone to text jesus and say "STOP! hammer time!"

he hates that.

I did...Jesus came to my house and smited me and my entire family,

 

[Gallagher]

Jesus can be such a dick sometimes.