The Ernest Borgnine Salute to Weird Al Yankovic

[CConn]

Once, a long time ago - this was back in my early acting days, the 1950's- I went over to a restaurant called McGuinness' and I ordered dinner - we had a show that night - and my bubble was this big, you know. And I said, 'Man! I did it. I stepped on a couple of lines, but I did it!' A woman came by who had evidently seen the show and said, 'Oh yeah, there's that jerk that was talking through the laughs.' And my bubble went flermgh. But the thing is, that woman wasn't a woman.

That was my first meeting with the masterful Weird Al Yankovic.

Needless to say, I broke a bottle and nearly tore out his jugular vein, but he survived and we became great friends.

I went on to kill Frank Sinatra, he became the star of the mega blockbuster UHF.

I love that man.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UepDbO2ewdY

 

[Dope Nose]

and the point of this thread is...? and what does Ernest Borgnine have to do with anything?

 

[CConn]

Go get yourself a coke.

 

[The Chairman]

Once, a long time ago - this was back in my early acting days, the 1950's- I went over to a restaurant called McGuinness' and I ordered dinner - we had a show that night - and my bubble was this big, you know. And I said, 'Man! I did it. I stepped on a couple of lines, but I did it!' A woman came by who had evidently seen the show and said, 'Oh yeah, there's that jerk that was talking through the laughs.' And my bubble went flermgh. But the thing is, that woman wasn't a woman.

That was my first meeting with the masterful Weird Al Yankovic.

Needless to say, I broke a bottle and nearly tore out his jugular vein, but he survived and we became great friends.

I went on to kill Frank Sinatra, he became the star of the mega blockbuster UHF.

I love that man.

That is awesome.

 

[Fran]

The point of the thread is not to troll.

But yeah, UHF was the bestest movie ever...

 

[CConn]

Click Weird Al's face.

 

[BRUTAL]

... meh...

 

[El ASESINO]

Here is Al And Tom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2P15c11jD4

 

[Flexo]

Dude.

Totally bump.

(It deserves it.)

 

[CConn]

UPDATE:

Ernest Borgnine dead at the age of 113.

Who did it? Frank Sinatra Jr. ****.

 

[Flexo]

UPDATE:

Ernest Borgnine dead at the age of 113.

Who did it? Frank Sinatra Jr. ****.

Why

was I not informed of this matter?

 

[sinewave]

ernie borgnine is a national treasure.

 

[CConn]

Why

was I not informed of this matter?

I didn't want to upset you.

 

[Flexo]

I didn't want to upset you.

Ye gods, man.

This is no time for petty emotions and such.

It is time for vengeance.

The Die Hard kind.

 

[CConn]

I'll go get the gang.

Which happens to be Kool and the Gang.

Who knew they were still alive let alone friends of ours?

 

[Flexo]

I'll go get the gang.

Which happens to be Kool and the Gang.

Who knew they were still alive yet alone friends of ours?

Again, I wish I was informed of this.

As long as the cool kids are still talking about MASH, I'll be okay.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why does this kind of stuff only happen when I am away from my computer for a few hours?

 

[CConn]

7 month is a few hours?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

7 month is a few hours?

I'm talking about the bumping of the useless threads, my friend

 

[CConn]

Humor isn't useless.

Humor is awesome.

Unless of course you work for Prozac, of course. Then it'd probably be pretty depressing.

 

[Flexo]

Or if you're, like, the goddamn borg.

And this is just insulting. A fine piece of excellence that never excelled is given a second chance, and it's regarded as useless?

For shame.

 

[CConn]

And the ugliest part of all of this? Dew insulted Flexo.

Flexo.

Now, I could see insulting me, even Ernest or Al, and definitely that **** Frank Sinatra Jr., but insulting Flexo? Why don't you just call Mother Theresa a traitor to America while you're at it.

 

[Flexo]

I come out of retirement, expecting a few friendly "hellos" and I am **** upon. But maybe we should have seen this coming.

The defense presents exibit A.

I'm not saying Hitler was great, but really. Did the world really need THAT many Jews?

 

[CConn]

Flexo, you know you're not allowed to post excerpts from private messages.

 

[Flexo]

Flexo, you know you're not allowed to post excerpts from private messages.

I know. I know.

Fine, in the interest of fair play

Yes, I do, in fact, quite enjoy the taste of puppy flesh.