The Fortune Cookie Thread

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You know the drill...fortune cookie fortunes, past, present and future...you must have actually received the fortune though...only rule.

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle
 
Opened up by my 15 year old (female) cousin:

You will become an honorable and wealthy man.
 
Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
 
A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection. .....in bed!

yayer!!!
 
I was at a resturant with my best friend after a pretty hard time and I got this one:

"There is a true and sincere friendship between you both."

I decided to keep it in my wallet.

Although my favorite of all time:

"Today you should try and become the person you want to be in life."

This by itself wouldn't be so awesome, but the learn Chinese on the back was "Jackass". :funny:
 
One fortune I got said "You picked the wrong fortune cookie!" :csad:
 

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