HAL: "No woman can resist the power of my Paul Newman resemblance."
HAL: "Oh great, it's only Thursday and I'm already being haunted by Skeletor."
SPECTRE: "WTF?! Dude, I look nothing like Skeletor! That's Dr. Destiny! You suck!"
HAL: "Aw cripes, even now I'm haunted by the Parallax controversy!"
GREEN LANTERN: "Damn it Star Sapphire, don't you know I have a restraining order on you?!"
STAR SAPPHIRE: "Your mouth says no, but your eyes say yes."
HESTON-SCOTT: "I was the Golden Age Green Lantern, and all I got to show for it was this whip."
HAL: "This here being an intergalactic power ring, most powerful weapon in the universe and can take your head clean off, among other things, you've got to ask yourself one question - do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?!"
ALAN SCOTT: "Let's give it up for south paws!"
HAL: "Superman's gonna be so pissed when he founds out I stole his S-styled spit-curl."
JIM CAVIEZEL [surfing the web]: "Who are these small minority of people who want me to play the Hal Jordan Green Lantern? Whoever they are, I wish I could thank them for wanting to see a black listed underdog like me get a 2nd chance, but seeing as how Iron Man's the only superhero allowed to be played by an over 40 actor, and seeing as how I look nothing like Hal and I'm not really suited to the Hal character like a Nathan Fillion or a David Boreanez or maybe a younger Harrison Ford, Jeff Bridges, Kurt Russell or Dennis Quaid, I'm afraid I'm screwed. Sigh, they won't even give me a B-lister hero role like Captain Marvel (SHAZAM version) or Dr. Strange or Hell even Namor the Sub-Mariner."
HAL: "Up... Up... And Away!"
