This would be an sci-fi comedy/buddy adventure with Han Solo and Chewie re-teaming and partying hard across the galaxy. Han would be old and withered, and would get kicked out of the house by Leia after he finds her cheating on him with a Jedi Knight. Completely broke(because he was originally a smuggler and then just lived off Leia) he'll accept a smuggling mission with a big paycheck, but he'll have to get the Millennium Falcon back and re-unite with Chewie, who's had some problems after helping to save the Universe. Chewie and Han reunite on Tatooine and set out, but Chewie and Han stop by the cantina to get a drink before they fly out, and all hell breaks loose. Chewie slips drugs into Han's drink, and they wind up killing a Jedi Knight out of revenge, and then they dump the body in the Sarlak pit(although these efforts are futile because the Jedi feel the disturbance in the force upon the murder.) When they leave Tatooine they are tailed by a Jedi and by a bounty hunter hired by Han's smuggler employers who aren't sure whether to trust him or not. They make a detour and the bounty hunter thinks they are trying to keep the cargo and make a bigger payday by selling it themselves. Chewie's bad behavior continues, to include Space drug use and constant fighting. Trying to evade their tails they go to a costume party on another planet dressed as Stormtroopers, but everyone thinks the costumes are in bad taste because the Empire was pretty much the equivalent of the Nazi Party. Moreover, Han and Chewie are so old that people at the party don't even believe that they are heroes. In an existential crisis, Chewie takes a hallucinogen and when they leave the planet(still being tailed), Chewie flies the MF through an asteroid field under the influence while Han vomits due to excessive drinking. By then, they have evaded their tails and they hide in Dagobah, where they are terrified because of the planet's creepy environment(and because they're on drugs).
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