The Hobo Thread

[LegendaryCaleb]

Theres A "Hobo'ish" Looking person that walks down all the streets in my city...He thinks that bees are on him at all times...so hes always swinging...Sad part is...it turns out he owns 3 houses and has a good amount of money...the war screwed him up and hes gotten worse ever since...so he decides to walk in nasty clothes and hang out at IHOP...

 

[Poetic Chaos]

cheap bastard

my mom works too hard for my money to give it away

 

[vertsk8er419]

Haha, this is great! More crazy hobo pics!

 

[xwolverine2]

sabretooth is a hobo

 

[Ash J. Williams]

I was eating at an Asian resturant once with my parents and a hobo came in and sat down. He had a big bottle of some acholic drink that was enough to kill him and a guy that worked there came up to the hobo and said they didn't have something to approve of alcohol drinking in the resturant, so the hobo was told to leave. He sat there for a few minutes and left.

 

[vertsk8er419]

Theres A "Hobo'ish" Looking person that walks down all the streets in my city...He thinks that bees are on him at all times...so hes always swinging...Sad part is...it turns out he owns 3 houses and has a good amount of money...the war screwed him up and hes gotten worse ever since...so he decides to walk in nasty clothes and hang out at IHOP...

Poor crazy hobo dude

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I just remembered the othr day, me and the fam. were driving someplace & in the middle of the street there was this homeless man asking for money because he had some injury & needed to feed his family.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Here's a rap I wrote a long time agao entitled Hobo In The Ghetto...

There's a hobo in the ghetto
His name is Joe
Cuz that's how he rolls
When it comes to killin' moles

If you look at him,
He'll call ya Slim;
Don't provoke this schmoo
Or he'll make you look like a ho

When this bum's full o' rum,
You'd better not make him look dumb

He fights like a spider
Without apple cider
You'll pay the price
If you stuff his face with rice

If you want to mess with him, fine, go ahead
You'll soon realize that he'll beat you dead
He'll eat your head
Just like a loaf o' bread

Joe will always live in the ghetto;
That's his only fetto
If you didn't really know

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43072304/

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

what's a fetto?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

what's a fetto?

Bonbons; sweetmeats; confections; also, plaster or paper imitations of, or substitutes for, bonbons, often used by carnival revelers, at weddings, etc.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Seriously? I have never heard that term before. Where do they say fetto?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

At weddings.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Ah, well that explains it. I avoid weddings like the plague. Some idiot always wants me to catch the bouquet