The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 5

[The Original Bamfer]

I feel like the new "token black guy" on a show full of black guys.

 

[E-Man]

Damn, skype sessions haven't changed a lot since I visited in season 1.

Well what's changed is that Bamf is asking for dick pics to all the white guys.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I like my sausage medium rare, not burnt.

 

[E-Man]

That's our Bamfer!

 

[SymbioticToxin]

The Superhero Skype Reality Show

Sassy Gay Guy-JustABill
Sassy, Colored Gay Guy- JP
Calm Black Guy that get labeled as a "Good Brotha"- Manic
Black Guy that just doesn't give a ****- E-Man
Quiet guy that rages one time over something small- SymbioticToxin
Instigator- Bamf
The crazy guy who parties and does crazy things after the instigator- BizAids
The quiet girl who secretly harbors bigoted opinions- ComicChick
The girl who starts out innocent but ends up corrupted by season's end- Harls
Well endowed woman who gets into fights with everyone- KatieGirl09
Everyone's Cell phone- Kane52630
Crazy, drunken party girl- CupcakeJimmies
Producer who encourages all the evil goings-on-Parker_Wayne
Mad Real World White Guy- Specter313

This is still perfect

 

[Bruce Banner]

Well what's changed is that Bamf is asking for dick pics to all the white guys.

Well, seems like I left at an interesting time.

 

[Kane52630]

Spice Girls

Baby Spice- JP

Posh Spice- The Original Bamfer

Scary Spice- E-Man

Sporty Spice- WillardNation

Ginger Spice- BizarroAids

'N Sync

Justin Timberlake- ComicChick

JC Chasez- NotAHenchwench

Chris Kirkpatrick- Harls

Joey Fatone- hopefuldreamer

Lance Bass- LibidoLoca

 

[E-Man]

 

[The Original Bamfer]

That's right! David Beckham's mah hubby!

 

[JP]

Spice Girls

Baby Spice- JP

This is the best casting I've ever been apart of. I'm overwhelmed.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

But you're NOT. THAT. INNOCE-ENT.

 

[Sawyer]

Wrong pop star!!!!!!

 

[JP]

But you're NOT. THAT. INNOCE-ENT.

Revoking your card.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I know they're not the same, but Baby Spice is all cutesy and little-girl-ish, so that was the first era-appropriate song that came to my mind. Have a little creativity.

 

[Reek]

Pinky = DS

Reek = Brain or anyone else for that matter

 

[Sawyer]

Pinky = DS

Reek = Brain or anyone else for that matter

 

[Reek]

the simpsons fails you immediately.

 

[Reek]

 

[ComicChick]

i'll totally be JT in N'sync!
i'm the only one who still has a career

 

[Sawyer]

Destiny's Child

Beyonce Knowles - Parker Wayne
Kelly Rowland - JJJ's Ulcer
Michelle Williams - Aesop Rocks

 

[DarkSentinel]

Pinky = DS

Reek = Brain or anyone else for that matter

Birch tree please, I'm clearly the Brain of the Hype.

Pink Ranger is Pinky.

God ****ing dammit, Sawyer, stop sending mixed signals!!

 

[Sawyer]

Milli Vanilli

Milli Vanilli 1 - DarkSentinel
Milli Vanilli 2 - DarkSovereignty

 

[ComicChick]

Destiny's Child

Beyonce Knowles - Parker Wayne
Kelly Rowland - JJJ's Ulcer
Michelle Williams - Aesop Rocks

no love for the original members?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Milli Vanilli

Milli Vanilli 1 - DarkSentinel
Milli Vanilli 2 - DarkSovereignty

This is better. At least I get top billing.

 

[Sawyer]

no love for the original members?

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