The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 5

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Destiny's Child

Beyonce Knowles - Parker Wayne
Kelly Rowland - JJJ's Ulcer
Michelle Williams - Aesop Rocks

That's... quite an interesting recast. At least I'm Beyonce.

 

[Sawyer]

That's... quite an interesting recast. At least I'm Beyonce.

Yeah, but you've also slept with Jay-Z, so it kind of evens out.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

It unevens out because I'm married to him and even richer.

 

[Sawyer]

I'm gonna need to do a spinoff recast...

The Solange/Jay-Z Elevator Fight

 

[Charlie Boy]

This is better. At least I get top billing.

Yeah, but I think you're the one of the two driven to suicide.

 

[Sawyer]

I honestly don't know which is which. I didn't even bother to look up their names.

 

[Charlie Boy]

To be fair, I think "Milli Vanilli 1" is written on his tombstone, cause no one else bothered checking either.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Oh hardee-****ing-HAR Charlie, you're SUCH a ****ing comedian!!!

Spoiler

*kills self*

Are you happy with what you've done? Are you proud of your accomplishment now?

*spoiler tagged for sensitive Hypesters. No hard feelings, Charlie.

 

[ComicChick]

Destiny's Child Original Members - Whoever Has Been Banned That We Whined About The Most in the Banned Users Thread

perfect

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Destiny's Child

Beyonce Knowles - Parker Wayne
Kelly Rowland - JJJ's Ulcer
Michelle Williams - Aesop Rocks

Michelle Williams' career kinda fell apart when she insisted on answering every interviewer's question with "are moms girls?"

It was even the title of her now forgotten solo album

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Milli Vanilli

Milli Vanilli 1 - DarkSentinel
Milli Vanilli 2 - DarkSovereignty

C'mon guys. That's not fair to Milli Vanilli.

 

[Sawyer]

Home Alone

Kevin McCallister - Mr.Maooz
Harry - JJJ's Ulcer
Marv - Aesop Rocks
Kevin's Mom - Kelly
Kevin's Dad - TheCorpulent1
Uncle Frank - The Original Bamfer
Uncle Frank's Wife - Knowsbleed
Buzz - Parker Wayne
Other Culkin Kid - Piper Maru
Sister/Cousin That Speaks French - ComicChick
Ginger Brother/Cousin - Prison Mike
Assortment of Other Kids - LibidoLoca, KevanG, Spider-Aziz, Squeekness, Duke, I SEE SPIDEY
Kevin's Original Idea of Who The Old Man Next Door Is - C. Lee
Who The Old Man Next Door Actually Is - Morgan Freeman
Tim Curry Appearing One Movie Early, Just Because - Sawyer

 

[Fallen Angel]

Moose as Kevin is perfect casting.t:

 

[Duke]

Home Alone

Kevin McCallister - Mr.Maooz
Harry - JJJ's Ulcer
Marv - Aesop Rocks
Kevin's Mom - Kelly
Kevin's Dad - TheCorpulent1
Uncle Frank - The Original Bamfer
Uncle Frank's Wife - Knowsbleed
Buzz - Parker Wayne
Other Culkin Kid - Piper Maru
Sister/Cousin That Speaks French - ComicChick
Ginger Brother/Cousin - Prison Mike
Assortment of Other Kids - LibidoLoca, KevanG, Spider-Aziz, Squeekness, Duke, I SEE SPIDEY
Kevin's Original Idea of Who The Old Man Next Door Is - C. Lee
Who The Old Man Next Door Actually Is - Morgan Freeman
Tim Curry Appearing One Movie Early, Just Because - Sawyer

Thanks for the casting.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

That's probably the most accurate recast of me ever...

...after Peter Quill, of course.

 

[Duke]

That's probably the most accurate recast of me ever...

...after Peter Quill, of course.

Don't pilfer any silverware or crystal ware.

 

[Kane52630]

That's probably the most accurate recast of me ever...

...after Peter Quill, of course.

I can see it.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Banjo- Duke
Kazooie- cupcake_jimmies
Gruntilda- Twylight
Mumbo Jumbo- SuperFerret
Humba Wumba- ComicChick
Tootie- Harls
Bottles- Mr.Maooz
JamJars- C.Lee
Boggy- The Original Bamfer
King Jingaling- Krypton INC.
Klungo- Aesop Rocks
Mr. Fit- WillardNation
Blobbelda- Godzilla2000
Mingella- Spider-Aziz
Master Jiggywiggy- Thread Manager​

 

[Duke]

Banjo- Duke
Kazooie- cupcake_jimmies
Gruntilda- Twylight
Mumbo Jumbo- SuperFerret
Humba Wumba- ComicChick
Tootie- Harls
Bottles- Mr.Maooz
JamJars- C.Lee
Boggy- The Original Bamfer
King Jingaling- Krypton INC.
Klungo- Aesop Rocks
Mr. Fit- WillardNation
Blobbelda- Godzilla2000
Mingella- Spider-Aziz
Master Jiggywiggy- Thread Manager​

LOL. Me an animated bear in a video game with a small bird I carry inside a backpack??? LOL. I'll take it.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Gettin' Jiggy with it.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

The Cabin in the Woods

Curt - lixdexia
Jules - cupcake_jimmies
Dana - Harls
Marty - DarkSentinel
Holden - Erzengel
Sitterson - Matt
Hadley - FilmNerdJamie
Truman - Hunter Rider
Lin - danoyse
Mordecai - C. Lee
Ronald the Intern - Schlosser85
The Director - Dew k. Mosi
Patience Buckner - Deep Thinkin!
Mathew Buckner - JustABill
Judah Buckner - Spectre313
Father Buckner - BizarroAids
Mother Buckner - ComicChick
Japanese Schoolgirls - triplefive
Japanese Frog Lady - Anita18
Merman - Aesop Rocks
Werewolf - Willard Nation
Unicorn - DOG LIPS
Ghost - Kane52630
Clown - Manic
Fornicus - The Lounge

 

[Kane52630]

 

[KevanG]

It seems I need to get around to seeing that movie.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I just looked up King Jingaling... Jesus Christ, what the hell?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

It's pretty great. Netflix!