The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 6

[Sawyer]

You could do worse than him!

 

[Sawyer]

Bring It On

Torrance Shipman - Sawyer
Missy Pantone - JJJ's Ulcer
Cliff Pantone - I SEE SPIDEY
Isis - Parker Wayne
Courtney - Aesop Rocks
Whitney - Kane52630
Darcy - Anubis
Kasey - Prison Mike
Jan - flickchick85
Les - LibidoLoca
Lava - Samuel Jackson
Janelope - E-Man
LaFred - Colossal Spoons
Aaron - ComicChick
Big Red - The Original Bamfer
Carver - Pink Ranger
10-year-old Cheerleader that gets into a fight with Courtney -JP
Sparky Polastri - Anita18​

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I'm Isis!? SAWYER, YOU MOTHERFU-

Oh, that Isis. That's cool.

 

[Sawyer]

Goddamn right.

 

[JP]

I'M NOT IN A BRING IT ON RECAST?!?!?!

 

[Sawyer]

You can be the 10 year old girl that gets into a fight with Courtney at the Championships. I'll edit it in.

 

[JP]

I thought we were friends. I thought you knew me.

 

[ComicChick]

Aaron? man i hated that guy

Bamf is sooo Big Red though

 

[Sawyer]

I thought we were friends. I thought you knew me.

I'll make it up to you. You'll be the star of my next recast.

It might be something terrible, but you'll be the star of it.

 

[JP]

You are to recasts what Terry is to threads.

 

[Sawyer]

I don't even know what that means.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

You are to recasts what Terry is to threads.

or ****ing posts in Hypesters: TNG

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I'm Missy!

I have no idea who that is, but I bet she....brings it on!! Amirite guys?!

 

[ComicChick]

Missy is Eliza Dushku if that helps... Sawyer hooks up with your brother

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Damn you, Sawyer!!! Sisters before misters!!!!!!!

 

[Sawyer]

One Direction

Harry Styles - JP
Liam Payne - Sawyer
Louis Tomlinson - The Original Bamfer
Zayn Malik - Kane52630
Niall Horan - JJJ's Ulcer​

 

[jaymes_e06]

What. The. Actual. Hell?!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

One Direction

Harry Styles - JP
Liam Payne - Sawyer
Louis Tomlinson - The Original Bamfer
Zayn Malik - Kane52630
Niall Horan - JJJ's Ulcer​

You put the best people in a recast of the worst people... how morbid! I love it.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Is Niall the hottest one AND the coolest one? Like me irl??

 

[Kane52630]

Spoiler

One Direction

Harry Styles - JP
Liam Payne - Sawyer
Louis Tomlinson - The Original Bamfer
Zayn Malik - Kane52630
Niall Horan - JJJ's Ulcer​

 

[JP]

One Direction

Harry Styles - JP
Liam Payne - Sawyer
Louis Tomlinson - The Original Bamfer
Zayn Malik - Kane52630
Niall Horan - JJJ's Ulcer​

Nah, Bamf is Liam, the boring basic slightly less attractive *****e one. But the rest is good.


Kane Malik, I love it.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Fargo (film, not TV series)

ComicChick as Marge Gunderson
DarkSentinel as Jerry Lundegaard
JJJ's Ulcer as Carl Showalter
Piper Maru as Gaear Grimsrud
C.Lee as Wade Gustafson
hopefuldreamer as Jean Lundegaard
Sawyer as Scotty Lundegaard
E-Man as Shep Proudfoot
Parker Wayne as Stan Grossman
TheOriginalBamfer as Victim in Field (credited as Prince)
HunterRider as Norm Gunderson
Cory as Officer Lou
AnneFan as Hooker #1
Rocketman as Hooker #2
Spider-Aziz as Mike Yanagita
Schlosser85 as Officer Gary Olson

 

[Piper Maru]

Great, now I'm in the mood for pancakes.

Super recasting JJJ!

t:

 

[Piper Maru]

ComicChick...Chris MacNeil
Parker Wayne...Father Merrin
TheOriginalBamfer....Lt. William Kinderman
squeekness...Sharon
DarkSentinel...Burke Dennings
JJJ's Ulcer...Father Karras
Spider-Aziz...Regan
DarkSovereignty...Father Dyer
Sawyer...Pazuzu (The Demon)

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Spider-Aziz...Regan