The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 6

[Ultron-5]

Woah woah WOAH! Get outta here Penguin! You're not even in this movie.

So sweet

You get to hang around Clippy and Sawyer. Be nice to them, they may get a little over the top.

I'll take it...

I knew you would

 

[Ultron-5]

Batman- Ultron-5
Robin- KevanG
Batgirl- Feenix
Mr. Freeze- Kane52630
Poison Ivy- Libidoloca
Alfred the Butler- Spider-Aziz
Commissioner Gordon- DJ Kidvicious
Bane- Sawyer
Julie Madison- Elle Macpherson
Gossip Gerty- Annefan
Dr. Jason Woodrue- Fallen Angel
Frosty- Darksentinel

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Batman- Ultron-5
Robin- KevanG
Batgirl- Feenix
Mr. Freeze- Kane52630
Poison Ivy- Libidoloca
Alfred the Butler- Spider-Aziz
Commissioner Gordon- DJ Kidvicious
Bane- Sawyer
Julie Madison- Elle Macpherson
Gossip Gerty- Annefan
Dr. Jason Woodrue- Fallen Angel
Frosty- Darksentinel

That's okay. No one else would want to be cast as Batman in that Shumaucher metal nipple abomination *


(*- except kane )

 

[Lily Adler]

Batman- Ultron-5
Robin- KevanG
Batgirl- Feenix
Mr. Freeze- Kane52630
Poison Ivy- Libidoloca
Alfred the Butler- Spider-Aziz
Commissioner Gordon- DJ Kidvicious
Bane- Sawyer
Julie Madison- Elle Macpherson
Gossip Gerty- Annefan
Dr. Jason Woodrue- Fallen Angel
Frosty- Darksentinel

 

[Fallen Angel]

Who the heck is Woodtrue?

 

[Sawyer]

Pre-Smallville Lionel Luthor.

 

[Ultron-5]

Who the heck is Woodtrue?

This guy.

 

[Sawyer]

Recent Charles Manson News Story

Charles Manson - Jennifer Lawrence
Charles Manson's Fiancee - SuperJediHero​

 

[Snow Queen]

Recent Charles Manson News Story

Charles Manson - Jennifer Lawrence
Charles Manson's Fiancee - SuperJediHero​

 

[KevanG]

Sounds about right, although I'd put them on separate soundstages...

in different countries.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Batman- Ultron-5
Robin- KevanG
Batgirl- Feenix
Mr. Freeze- Kane52630
Poison Ivy- Libidoloca
Alfred the Butler- Spider-Aziz
Commissioner Gordon- DJ Kidvicious
Bane- Sawyer
Julie Madison- Elle Macpherson
Gossip Gerty- Annefan
Dr. Jason Woodrue- Fallen Angel
Frosty- Darksentinel

I'll cancel the pizza.

 

[Ultron-5]

I'll cancel the pizza.

We better get the mansion ready for the impending arrival of your "british" niece.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

We better get the mansion ready for the impending arrival of your "british" niece.

I'll have it ready.
With the batcave ready with a full section I was building and you never knew existed, with a costume built in her exact measurements, and a bike and other equipment ready for her to use.

And happy belated Hype anniversary.

 

[Ultron-5]

I'll have it ready.
With the batcave ready with a full section I was building and you never knew existed, with a costume built in her exact measurements, and a bike and other equipment ready for her to use.

And happy belated Hype anniversary.

Uh... how'd you get her measurements? And thanks.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Uh... how'd you get her measurements? And thanks.

MAGIC.
Includes learning her cup size.

You're welcome.

 

[Kane52630]

...

 

[Sawyer]

People Who Will Miss Knowsbleed

Me- Me
You- You
You Mama- Yo Mama
Your Cousin too- Your Cousin

Reposting because hilarious.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

SPIDER-MAN 3

Spider-Man - Spider-Aziz
Mary Jane - Charl Huntress
Gwen Stacy - Find a hype girl
Her Dad - Find someone fitting
JJJ - Sawyer
Eddie Brock - The Original Bamfer
Hoffman - DarkSentinel
Robbie - E-Man
Sandman - Erzengel
The symbiote - The symbiote
Harry Osborn - Sabetoonth
Bernard - Symbiotic Toxin
The Matri'D - JJJ's Ulcer
Betty Brant - FrozenBanana00
​

I have a special request for Piper (and Piper only).

Could you recast Spider-Man 3, special jigglin' neck emo cry edition?

This still undone?
Here's doing it.

 

[Sawyer]

Gwen Stacy - Find a hype girl
Her Dad - Find someone fitting

You can do better than that.


Probably.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You can do better than that.


Probably.

[Red light Bleep]NO MATCH FOUND[/Red light Bleep]
Thank you for the vote of confidence.

 

[Kane52630]

Spoiler

SPIDER-MAN 3

Spider-Man - Spider-Aziz
Mary Jane - Charl Huntress
Gwen Stacy - Find a hype girl
Her Dad - Find someone fitting
JJJ - Sawyer
Eddie Brock - The Original Bamfer
Hoffman - DarkSentinel
Robbie - E-Man
Sandman - Erzengel
The symbiote - The symbiote
Harry Osborn - Sabetoonth
Bernard - Symbiotic Toxin
The Matri'D - JJJ's Ulcer
Betty Brant - FrozenBanana00
​

 

[Kane52630]

Rule #1 of any recasting: Don't cast yourself as the leading star.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I like to have myself in that role.
How weak is the weak tea?

 

[Lily Adler]

If it was Emma Stone's Gwen, CC or Anita would have been the choice, but this Gwen would have to be someone bland and annoying. So a banned female hypester

 

[OriginalMiles]

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Starring

Sawyer as SPIDER-MAN

LibidoLoca as GWEN STACY

DarkSentinel as HARRY OSBORN

harryoscop as ELECTRO

Ultron-5 as RHINO​