The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 6

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Settle down now, boys.

 

[Ultron-5]

You are a gnat.

That said, what happens in Rivendell stays in Rivendell.

We know what happens when you have too much ale... you call Frodo over and you bring out the ol' Baggins belt.

 

[Sawyer]

Look who's talkin'.

Yes, I was talking, but not to you, so...

 

[DarkSentinel]

Yes, I was talking, but not to you, so...

 

[Ultron-5]

Boy! Don't roll your eyes at Mr. Sawyer! Go apologize to him SINCERELY!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Sawyer will get no such satisfaction from me.

OR Henry.

 

[Ultron-5]

Sawyer will get no such satisfaction from me.

OR Henry.

Boy! I'ma smack ya if you don't say sorry!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I am disappoint, Aziz. I am very.... very disappoint.

Maybe I should've cast the Ronins as Bilbo and Frodo instead.
That should disappoint less.

 

[DarkSentinel]

NO!!!

 

[Sawyer]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Detective Jake Peralta - JJJ's Ulcer
Detective Rosa Diaz - I SEE SPIDEY
Detective Sergeant Terry Jeffords - E-Man
Detective Amy Santiago - Feenix
Detective Charles Boyle - Prison Mike
Administrator Gina Linetti - LibidoLoca
Captain Raymond Holt - Hunter Rider
Detectives Scully and Hitchcock - Aesop Rocks and Psylockolossus
FDNY Fire Marshal Boone - DarkSentinel
Detective Warren Pembroke (aka "The Vulture") - KevanG
Doug Judy (aka "The Pontiac Bandit") - Kane52630
Kevin Cozner - The Original Bamfer
Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch - Kelly​

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I want an AIRPLANE 2: THE SEQUEL recast... And no, I don't wanna hear any crap about doing one myself. (I'm lookin' at you, Sawyer.)

 

[Sawyer]

So you want me to do something that I was never going to do and you DON'T want to hear something that I love telling people?

Why are you coming for me like this, Kryp?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So you want me to do something that I was never going to do and you DON'T want to hear something that I love telling people?

Why are you coming for me like this, Kryp?

I'm bored.






And lazy.





And a computer illiterate.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Airplane 2? Ugh.... What next, Caddyshack 2? Jaws IV? Let's just get all crappy 80's sequels out of the way.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Detective Jake Peralta - JJJ's Ulcer
Detective Rosa Diaz - I SEE SPIDEY
Detective Sergeant Terry Jeffords - E-Man
Detective Amy Santiago - Feenix
Detective Charles Boyle - Prison Mike
Administrator Gina Linetti - LibidoLoca
Captain Raymond Holt - Hunter Rider
Detectives Scully and Hitchcock - Aesop Rocks and Psylockolossus
FDNY Fire Marshal Boone - DarkSentinel
Detective Warren Pembroke (aka "The Vulture") - KevanG
Doug Judy (aka "The Pontiac Bandit") - Kane52630
Kevin Cozner - The Original Bamfer
Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch - Kelly​

And I ji**ed in my pants.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Airplane 2? Ugh.... What next, Caddyshack 2? Jaws IV? Let's just get all crappy 80's sequels out of the way.




And I ji**ed in my pants.

I'm actually watching it right now and... It's still funny. Yes, it's not AS funny as the original but dude, it's nowhere in the territory of those other sequels. Shatner's scenes alone make the thing worth it.

 

[Sawyer]

Airplane 2? Ugh.... What next, Caddyshack 2? Jaws IV? Let's just get all crappy 80's sequels out of the way.

Just for that I'm going to do a Halloween 5 recast, with you as Tina.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I actually think most crappy 80's sequels (and I don't count A2:TS as one, and yes, I overused an acronym just cuz I know how Sawyer feels about them ) are better than the crappy 90's direct to video sequels.

 

[DarkSentinel]

We could always do a Goonies 2 recast.


Oh wait....

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

We could always do a Goonies 2 recast.


Oh wait....

We'll all be dead by then.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

We could always do a Goonies 2 recast.

.....

Sure. Good one.

Oh wait....

That's what you should have done before you posted that bomb.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Fine then why doesn't someone recast the Scooby Doo Movie?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Fine then why doesn't someone recast the Scooby Doo Movie?

Sometimes you're just asking for it Senty. You know it's just gonna be nonstop mockery of you using Lillard's Shaggy as a visual stand in.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Sometimes you're just asking for it Senty. You know it's just gonna be nonstop mockery of you using Lillard's Shaggy as a visual stand in.

I can't help it if I'm perfect for Shaggy.

Spoiler

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[KRYPTON INC.]

I can't help it if I'm perfect for Shaggy.

Spoiler

t:

Great Rao... Is that actually you Senty? Myyyyyyy... Zooood!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Who are you, Joey Styles?