The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 6

[Kane52630]

Hellboy- LEVITIKUZ
Liz Sherman- Feenix
Abe Sapien- Ultron-5
Professor Bruttenholm- C.Lee
John Myers- KevanG
Tom Manning- Fallen Angel
Grigori Rasputin- Sawyer
Ilsa Haupstein- LibidoLoca
Karl Ruprecht Kroenen- Kane52630

 

[Lily Adler]

I'm not going to lie, I thought he was the coolest thing about the movie.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Yes give me a boring desk job.

 

[Sawyer]

Parks and Recreation

Leslie Knope - Sawyer
Waffles - Suicide Squad casting news​

 

[ComicChick]

isn't it a faux pas to cast yourself in your recasts as lead?

 

[Sawyer]

I have faux pas immunity.

 

[ComicChick]

no one is immune

 

[Lily Adler]

Unless they have immunity waffles.

 

[Lily Adler]

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Simon Cowell - chasester​

LA Reid - E-Man​

Paula Abdul - Godzilla2000​

Cheryl Cole - Hopefuldreamer​

Nicole Scherzinger - Feenix​

Britney Spears - ComicChick​

Demi Lovato - Anita​

Kelly Rowland - I See Spidey​

Paulina Rubino - charlshuntress​

Steve Jones - Mr. Maooz​

Mario Lopez - Parker Wayne​

Kloe Kardashian - Sawyer​

 

[Duke]

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Simon Cowell - chasester​

LA Reid - E-Man​

Paula Abdul - Godzilla2000​

Cheryl Cole - Hopefuldreamer​

Nicole Scherzinger - Feenix​

Britney Spears - ComicChick​

Demi Lovato - Anita​

Kelly Rowland - I See Spidey​

Paulina Rubino - charlshuntress​

Steve Jones - Mr. Maooz​

Mario Lopez - Parker Wayne​

Kloe Kardashian - Sawyer​

I think you need someone more condescending, arrogant, & pompous for the role of Simon Cowell.

 

[chaseter]

Are you hinting at yourself or sarcastically cementing the casting?

 

[Duke]

Are you hinting at yourself or sarcastically cementing the casting?

Neither. There's someone out there that probably fits the role to a tee.

 

[chaseter]

I don't trust you.

 

[Duke]

I don't trust you.

Oh well. **shrugs**

 

[Sawyer]

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Kloe Kardashian - Sawyer​

She's the Kardashian who offends me the least, so I'm okay with this.

 

[Duke]

I don't trust you.

BTW, If you can't trust A Real American Hero, who can you trust??? What has this wretched world come to???!!!!

 

[ComicChick]

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Simon Cowell - chasester​

LA Reid - E-Man​

Paula Abdul - Godzilla2000​

Cheryl Cole - Hopefuldreamer​

Nicole Scherzinger - Feenix​

Britney Spears - ComicChick​

Demi Lovato - Anita​

Kelly Rowland - I See Spidey​

Paulina Rubino - charlshuntress​

Steve Jones - Mr. Maooz​

Mario Lopez - Parker Wayne​

Kloe Kardashian - Sawyer​

why do you hate me? lol

 

[E-Man]

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Simon Cowell - chasester​

LA Reid - E-Man​

Paula Abdul - Godzilla2000​

Cheryl Cole - Hopefuldreamer​

Nicole Scherzinger - Feenix​

Britney Spears - ComicChick​

Demi Lovato - Anita​

Kelly Rowland - I See Spidey​

Paulina Rubino - charlshuntress​

Steve Jones - Mr. Maooz​

Mario Lopez - Parker Wayne​

Kloe Kardashian - Sawyer​

Not bad. Not bad at all.

 

[Sawyer]

UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT

Titus Andromedon - JP​

I'll think of the rest later.

 

[jaymes_e06]

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Simon Cowell - chasester​

LA Reid - E-Man​

Paula Abdul - Godzilla2000​

Cheryl Cole - Hopefuldreamer​

Nicole Scherzinger - Feenix​

Britney Spears - ComicChick​

Demi Lovato - Anita​

Kelly Rowland - I See Spidey​

Paulina Rubino - charlshuntress​

Steve Jones - Mr. Maooz​

Mario Lopez - Parker Wayne​

Kloe Kardashian - Sawyer​

A failed reality show that never should have been. That's an allegory for the Hype alright.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Has anyone ever done a Star Wars recast? I mean the whole shebang. Prequel,originals yadda yadda.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

No, because who do we hate enough to cast as Jar Jar? Even the most sadistic Hypester would take pause assigning blame for that abomination.

 

[Snow Queen]

No, because who do we hate enough to cast as Jar Jar? Even the most sadistic Hypester would take pause assigning blame for that abomination.

I can think of one.

 

[Fallen Angel]

No, because who do we hate enough to cast as Jar Jar? Even the most sadistic Hypester would take pause assigning blame for that abomination.

Senty fits that description.

 

[Snow Queen]

Senty fits that description.

Exactly who I was referring to.