The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 6

[DarkSentinel]

It was a salsa jar and it was a margarita.

Same difference.

 

[JP]

Blasphemy.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Anything but Guinness and Hennessy is blasphemy, gurl.

 

[JP]

 

[Fallen Angel]

What would you know about Guinness, Senty?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Go home, Clippy, the adults are talking.

I celebrated WrestleMania with Guinness and was the life of the ****ing show

I should do a WWE recast with the Hype.

 

[Fallen Angel]

 

[DarkSentinel]

SHHWWE Roster:

Vince McMahon- C. Lee

Nikki Bella- Sawyer

John Cena- JJJ's Ulcer

Daniel Bryan- TheNextNolan22

The Ascension- Reek and Roose Bolton

Dolph Ziggler- Sawyer

Dean Ambrose- DarkSentinel (yours truly)

Darren Young- Pink Ranger

Titus O'Neil- MMM...Pancakes

Seth Rollins- Slushy

Jobber #3 aka Roman Reigns- Clippy

 

[Fallen Angel]

Considering you did a PG era crapfest of recast this should be stricken from the record's. You didn't even do recast's of the 80's/90's golden age of wrestling.

Bah i aint no jobber, I'm the Best there is, Best there was and the Best there ever will be.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I'm on a time budget and biking to work dammit!!!

Besides, the Hype's gone PG.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Pssh, nothing self-serving there at all, making yourself the cool rebel. Let me make a few adjustments

SHHWWE Roster:

Vince McMahon- C. Lee

Nikki Bella- Sawyer

Brie Bella - Maaoz

Triple H - Hunter Rider

Stephanie - Kelly

Kane and Big Show - hippie hunter and Sage

Paul Heyman - Anita18

Brooooock Leeessnaaar - mrvlknight21

Bray Wyatt - Fallen Angel

John Cena- JJJ's Ulcer

Daniel Bryan- TheNextNolan22

The Ascension- Reek and Roose Bolton

Dolph Ziggler- JP (seriously, you had Sawyer twice; he's not Mick Foley)

El Taurito- DarkSentinel (yours truly)

Darren Young- Pink Ranger (yeah, I'll let that slide, that's close enough to being John Cena)

Ric Flair - Marvolo

Titus O'Neil- MMM...Pancakes

Seth Rollins- Slushy

Jobber #3 aka Roman Reigns- Clippy

 

[JP]

Cinderella

Cinderella - ComicChick
Kit/Prince - Iceman
Lady Tremaine - Kelly
Drisella - spideyboy_1111
Anastasia - Blade X
Fairy Godmother - squeekness
Captain - Parker_Wayne
Grand Duke - Matt
King - Pink Ranger
Ella's Father - Knowsbleed
Ella's Mother - flickchick85
Master Phineus - DarkSentinel
Princess Chelina of Zaragosa - Asteroid-Man
Royal Crier - Sawyer
Lizard Footman - Spider-Aziz
Goose Coachman - Aesop Rocks
Gus - psylockalossus
Lucifer - C.Lee




Edited for adjustments.
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[Spider-Aziz]

How was it like before the edit?

 

[JP]

Still great.

 

[Pink Ranger]

How was it like before the edit?

Shia Laboeuf was in it.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Still great.

I, BELIEVE.
What is the edit?

Shia Laboeuf was in it.

Ok.
I have no issue with Shia Labeouf.

 

[JP]

I, BELIEVE.
What is the edit?

If it was important, I wouldn't have edited it.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Pssh, nothing self-serving there at all, making yourself the cool rebel. Let me make a few adjustments

I am the TITTEH MASTAH you bastard!!!!

Not to mention I've won more Wrestling Thread Titles than you.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I am the TITTEH MASTAH you bastard!!!!

Not to mention I've won more Wrestling Thread Titles than you.

But you don't have a Legend's contract for the thread like me.

I turn up when I want to.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I am the TITTEH MASTAH you bastard!!!!

Not to mention I've won more Wrestling Thread Titles than you.

Yeah, just like how John Cena has more title reigns than Hulk Hogan.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Yeah, just like how John Cena has more title reigns than Hulk Hogan.

You take that back. RIGHT NOW.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

The funny thing is I got cast as John Cena and I have no idea who that is.

I want to be Macho Man Randy Savage!!!

 

[DarkSentinel]

You'll be Tito Santana and like it!!!

 

[Fallen Angel]

Bray Wyatt? I'll take it.

Follow the buzzers, people.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]