The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 7

[flickchick85]

Big Trouble in Little China

Gracie Law-Flickchick

This is where I hang my head in shame and confess...I haven't actually seen Big Trouble in Little China. However, my research tells me you cast me as a young Kim Cattrall, and I am very much on board with that!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Jones_%28TV_series%29#Cast_and_characters​

[BLACKOUT]Claire Temple-[/BLACKOUT] flickchick85

Yessssss, please let this become a thing. t:

 

[Black Narcissus]

This is where I hang my head in shame and confess...I haven't actually seen Big Trouble in Little China. However, my research tells me you cast me as a young Kim Cattrall, and I am very much on board with that!


Yessssss, please let this become a thing. t:

Why must you hurt me so? Big Trouble in Little China is the good amount of camp and cheese. It was on netflix last time I checked.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This is why you two couldn't make your relationship work.

 

[flickchick85]

Why must you hurt me so? Big Trouble in Little China is the good amount of camp and cheese. It was on netflix last time I checked.

It's definitely one of those I always meant to watch and never got around to (same with The Goonies 'til I finally saw it a few months ago), so I guess I'll have to remedy that soon.

There were many reasons, KRYPTON. Many. Star Wars being the deal breaker.

 

[Black Narcissus]

This is why you two couldn't make your relationship work.

It wasn't a nanny that got in our way. My ''meh'' feeling about SW and her never seeing BTILC. I'm trying tho. I will see SW with open arms.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

This is where I hang my head in shame and confess...I haven't actually seen Big Trouble in Little China. However, my research tells me you cast me as a young Kim Cattrall, and I am very much on board with that!

Samantha in SatC is a liberated woman worthy to be emulated. ^_^

 

[flickchick85]

Samantha in SatC is a liberated woman worthy to be emulated. ^_^

Was never a huge fan of SatC, but she was sassy and I liked that.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

(My mother and I used to watch the heck outta that show.)

There's an idea for your next avatar, Flickchick!!

 

[flickchick85]

Ha, I doubt my avvy will ever be anyone other than Lucille Bluth. I've been here 8 years and only had two other avvies, one of which was ALSO Lucille, lol.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

You change avatars like a bum changes underwear.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Ruben- Spider-Aziz

After watching episode 2

CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN

Hank (Ashton Kutcher's character) - Kane52630​

No one else deserves to be humiliated enough to be part of this crap.

 

[Kane52630]

oh u mad?

 

[Pink Ranger]

This is where I hang my head in shame and confess...I haven't actually seen Big Trouble in Little China. However, my research tells me you cast me as a young Kim Cattrall, and I am very much on board with that!

I get cast as old Kim Cattrall.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

oh u mad?

Moi? Mad?
Perish the thought.
That's just me showing you gratitude.

 

[Kane52630]

oh u mad.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

v mad.

 

[Sawyer]

mads mikkelsen

 

[Reek]

Kenny Powers - Reek
Stevie Janowski - jokesonm3
April Buchanon - flickchick
Dustin Powers - Roose Bolton
Cassie Powers - Snow Queen
Terrence Cutler - Sawyer
Maria Janowski - ComicChick
Clegg - dude stannis
Ashley Schaeffer - Greens
Reg Mackworthy - Black Narcissus
Eduardo Sanchez Powers -Krypton INC.
Casper - SuperSanchez
Roy McDaniel - Parker Wayne
Tracy - ThePhantasm
Shane Gerald - Superman Prime
Cole Gerald - Superwoman Prime
Ivan Dochenko - Naked Shia
Tammy Powers - Squeekness
Guy Young - Gianakin​

 

[dude stannis]

 

[Reek]

Tracy is a woman... Phantasm is a man.

I casted Superman/Superwoman Prime as Shane and Cole because they are the same actor... one dies... and then the other pops up with a different name..but is the same actor... who hates Kenny Powers (my character) i found it fitting.

Sawyer is a gay man... who is cast as a non gay character.

Sanchez is cast as a mexican... Sanchez is not mexican.

naked shia is cast as a russian with a bad haircut... He is french.

Stop whining. I have no need or desire to vent at you. I ignore literally everything you say. If you don't like the casting... make your own. If you want to make me a 6 year old little girl who has murdering tendencies and webbed feet... go right ahead.

ComicChick...Sorry I cast you as a fat mexican woman who doesn't know English

 

[ComicChick]

Oh, suck it up.

Some people need to stop being so offended about recasts.

we are cross gendered cast all the time. it's not a new thing

 

[Reek]

As a black male from the north, why do you keep casting me as white southern males, Reek?...

It was between Reg Mackelworthy, Dontell, or Mami for my black brothers and sisters... I gave you Matthew MacCaughneheys character instead of MAMI and you are complaining?!

 

[Black Narcissus]

Kenny Powers - Reek
Stevie Janowski - jokesonm3
April Buchanon - flickchick
Dustin Powers - Roose Bolton
Cassie Powers - Snow Queen
Terrence Cutler - Sawyer
Maria Janowski - ComicChick
Clegg - dude stannis
Ashley Schaeffer - Greens
Reg Mackworthy - Black Narcissus
Eduardo Sanchez Powers -Krypton INC.
Casper - SuperSanchez
Roy McDaniel - Parker Wayne
Tracy - ThePhantasm
Shane Gerald - Superman Prime
Cole Gerald - Superwoman Prime
Ivan Dochenko - Naked Shia
Tammy Powers - Squeekness
Guy Young - Gianakin​

Eh, I prefer Ashley Schaeffer but understand that you need to cast a black guy as something.

 

[jokesonm3]

Im glad that im being included in these hype casts, y'all usually ignore me.

 

[Roose Bolton]

I've been recast as Mason Verger in one of these before, a depraved faceless, quadriplegic billionaire who gets his kicks from tormenting and abusing children to drink their tears and gain sexual gratification. That's a thousand times worse than being recast as someone of a different gender, and you don't see me complaining or throwing a hissy fit. People need to get thicker skin if they're going to let something like this get to them.